Bonanza

Joe: Good morning, good friend. Adam: Good morning. Joe: Suppose you know you made a couple of jack asses out of us last night in front of Dolores! Hoss: Yeah! Adam: You didn't need much help.

Adam: (Upon hearing Little Joe play a harmonica) I heard a noise, something like a cat with it's tail caught in a wringer.

Hoss: You know, Joe, it's a pretty terrible thing when a feller figures his own kin is plotting behind his back. Joe: You oughta know.

Ben: What you have done to the territory of Nevada in one short afternoon will reduce twenty-five years of Apache raids to a footnote in history!

Adam: "Speaking of bull-fighting, Senorita, my brothers have gotten a little carried away on that subject lately." Dolores: "They have? In what way?" Adam: "Well, ah, my brother Hoss has a book on it and, ah, between him and Little Joe, we're lucky to have any furniture left."

"Well, what have you two been up to, outside of plotting against me?" - Adam (to Joe and Hoss)

"I don't trust Adam. He's sneaky." - Hoss

"I think we'd have better luck finding an enraged chicken." - Joe

Joe: "I just don't understand it. Somewhere along the line I feel as though I've been led astray." Adam: "And I followed you."

"I'm scarin' him to death, Hoss." - Joe