Bonanza

Ben: Oh I doubt that very much. As a matter of fact I'd being willing to make a little wager that you're young brother here takes more than a year to pay you off. Joe: Oh yeah, you giving any odds?

"I'm starvin' to death after all that exercise. I can't live on this rabbit food!" - Hoss

Hoss: What are you doing down here, Joe? Joe: It's too cold to sleep in my room with the window gone. What's your excuse? Hoss: I came down here to get a drink of water. Joe: A drink of water, my foot! You came down to sneak some food out of the kitchen, didn't you? Huh? Didn't you, Hoss? And you're sorry, aren't you? (Hoss shakes his head) Oh, no, you're not sorry. Hoss: I'm hungry. I'm hungry, Joe, that's what I am.

Hoss: What happens if I lose and Big Ed wins? Joe: Don't talk that way. It makes me upset.

Trager: "You know, that Little Joe, he's a lot smarter than he looks." Big Ed: "Yeah, but not as smart as you Trager, prettier maybe, but not as smart."

"What's on your mind, Trager? Besides the usual larceny?" - Joe

"Wow. You sure got a talent for trouble, little brother. Pa sends you into town to get the mail and you end up in a poker game, win a hundred dollars and you get bushwhacked. How do you get in all them messes anyhow?" - Hoss (to Joe)