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Angela: (reading the year book in the time capsule) "Have a great summer. Don't ever change." Remember those days?
Cam: I remember being grounded every weekend ... so many rules to break, so little time ...
Hodgins: You were the nerds' fantasy!
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Booth: There was this girl Karen Isley, and we were under the bleachers one night ... personally.
Bones: I got it. You were having sex in the dirt under the bleachers.
Booth: Excuse me, I'm a gentleman. I brought my sleeping bag.
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Brennan: I saw Matthew McConaughey once in a movie on a plane. Very silly. But I was quite taken with his musculature.
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Hodgins: C'mon. When you can ladle someone he's a little less than a person, don't you think?
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Hodgins: Mullet alert!
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Bones: (giving back the Stinson's picture she took) I'm sorry. I had to borrow one of your pictures.
Booth: You stole that.
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Bones: Dr. Hodgins, do boys change after high school?
Hodgins: Only on the outside.
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Hodgins: I ran a sample of this sludge.
Zack: Organic matter.
Cam: Or you could call him "Roger."
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Booth: Evolution is a long, long process. It takes hundreds of years.
Bones: Thousands.
Booth: Why do you have to always correct me?
Bones: To help you evolve.
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Bones: Okay, this is a story about sexual prowess Booth. You're bragging.
Booth: (laughing) I had to run across the campus butt naked.
Bones: You-you're, laughing about it now. You enjoyed displaying your penis, it showed alpha male mastery. Only one other person knew about Brainy Smurf, it was my mother.
Booth: It's cold! Okay, it was cold. Do you know what happens to a guy when it is cold...outside?
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Angela: Oh my God! I'm gettin' flashbacks to braces and stirrup pants and a really, really bad side ponytail.
Hodgins: You certainly grew out of it.
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Booth: (after getting mad at Dr. Sweets) Now I know why I am not allowed to bring my gun in here.
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Brennan: What is that?
Booth: Nothing.
Brennan: Well, you've evolved, and evolution is very impressive and that is definitely not nothing.
Booth: This? (showing a Smurf figurine)
Brennan: Did you bring that for me?
Booth: No.
Brennan: Good, because it's a wrong Smurf, I liked Smurfette and you bring me a Brainy Smurf.
Booth: Smurfette is a stupid, shallow Smurf who only had her looks. Look you're better than Smurfette, you have your looks, and a whole lot more.
Brennan: You did bring that for me. To charm me in case I didn't find your humiliation so impressive. But I did.
Booth: Aha, so, I did impress you.
Brennan: That's what impressive means, dummy.
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Gil Bates: The water has compromised the structural integrity of the case, so–
Booth: (laughs) Would ya' look at this, Bones, another nerd for your squint squad.