Bones Season 4 Episode 12

Brennan: (searching for remains) According to my GPS it's about where Texas turns into Oklahoma.
Booth: Oh, great. Right in the middle of a jurisdictional pissing contest.

Vincent: Notice the antemortem bone lesion in the carpal capitate, suggesting a stab wound on the hand.
Cam: Did you see the video? They were juggling machetes.

Vince: On a standard keyboard, there are over 3,000 words that can be touch-typed with the left hand alone.
Cam: It's not typed. It's hand-written.
Angela: How many can be typed with the right hand?
Nigel-Murray: 450. Thank you, ever so much for asking me.
Cam: Please, don't encourage him.

Hodgins: I found particulates of magnesium carbonate on both girls. (turning to Vincent) Do you have any, fascinating trivia on that subject?
Vincent: One man's trivia is another man's wisdom.

Angela: Guys, hello! IDing them is not going to be a problem. How many sets of conjoined twins can there be?
Vincent: Um, over the last 500 years approximately 600 sets, over 70% women.
Cam: I did not expect him to know that.

Bones: Booth you're sitting on my clothes.
Booth: I'm sorry but it's kinda tight in here.
Bones: Which is why you shouldn't throw your underwear on the floor.
Booth: They fell.
Bones: N- Don't blame gravity for lack of tidiness.
Cam: (from the webcam) Is there only one bed there?

Bones: What's with the mustache?
Booth: What? I thought it would add a nice Russian flair.
Bones: It looks ... like a small animal.

Brennan: You really are as good as you said, you should try a blindfold.
Booth: Says the half-blind woman.

Booth: (picks up a flyer) Boris and Natasha, and their Russian knives of death. Guess we all got it in us, huh? The desire to run off and join the circus.
Brennan: We did it.
Booth: Buck and Wanda were damn good.
Brennan: Buck was more dashing than you. I mean Buck, drove a motorcycle.
Booth: Well Wanda was funner than you.
Brennan: How?
Booth: Well she let me knock off a rubber nose from her face with a knife. You would never let me do that, you are way to rational. (they laugh)

(Booth's phone starts ringing while he's driving.)
Booth: Alright a little help there. Phone's ringing, I'm kinda busy!
Brennan: Oh, okay. (starts digging in his pants for the phone) So can we talk about our act? We need costumes.
Booth: No, we don't need the Russian costumes alright? We're dropping the act.
Brennan: What? You can throw knives I thought!
Booth: Yeah, I know I can, but we caught the bad guy alright? We don't need to go undercover. What're you doing, digging for loose change?