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    Hirundine

    [81]Jan 22, 2008
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    pirateJESS wrote:
    hahahha you said that someone else whould also post adn they did!!!! omg! you must be psycic or something!!!!
    I've made "I attract coincidences" my motto. If I had a nickel for every song I'd been thinking of that played on the radio or the TV a minute later, every time a dream of mine ended up relating to something real... well, I'd have a really big jar of nickels. Actually, I DO have a big jar of nickels....
    Edited on 01/22/2008 8:25am
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    Hirundine

    [82]Jan 22, 2008
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    BBLovin wrote:
    What's scary? How long it is? Or that Hirundine is psychic?


    Probably the second one, your post wasn't too long at all. Impressive, though...it's a lot more difficult to write big chunks of dialogue than little bits.
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    hmfrongillo

    [83]Jan 22, 2008
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    Has no one done electric blanket yet? (i dont know what a fur real cat is, really, so i chose electric blanket)

    Scene: Booth an Brennan had been doing paperwork at Brennan's apartment all night, and it'd been snowing. When they finally say goodnight, Booth realized that his car was pretty much snowed in, so he trekked back up the Brennan's door. She answered, confused, but invited him in anyways, and after some explaining was done, Booth was situated on Brennan's couch for the night, with a blanket, and thoughts of her being in the next room over...

    Booth: (trying to get comfortable) Why am I so hot?

    *realizes that he's sweating bullets, which is odd because its winter, and cold outside*

    Booth: What the... how thick is this blanket? (Booth gets up, pulls up his pant legs and starts ripping of his shirt)

    *Brennan hears him grumbling, so she comes into the living room and turns on the light*

    Brennan: (seeing Booth standing half naked and sweaty in her living room) Umm, Booth?

    Booth: Bones! Yeah... sorry, I... just... I got hot. Is this some like, Antarctican blanket or something??

    Brennan: No, Booth, it's an electric blanket. You could have just turned the heat down, or unplugged it...

    Booth: Wha.. elec...

    Brennan: (raises eyebrows) Yes.

    Booth: Oh, umm... heh heh. Sorry for wakin' ya, Bones, I didn't realize. Go back to bed.

    Brennan: (shoots him one last quizzical look) Okay... Goodnight.

    Booth: 'Night.



    Was that totally weird? Well, I hope you liked it
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    Hirundine

    [84]Jan 22, 2008
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    Very nice. Do we get a new subject?
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    BBLovin

    [85]Jan 22, 2008
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    Yes very cute. Thanks for the compliment Hirundine. Your stories/scenes have been really well written too (if I haven't already said that) and the format is very well done.
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    Hirundine

    [86]Jan 23, 2008
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    Thanks. I'm more a reader and a drawer than a writer, but I just can't resist these little "snapshot" bits of writing. They don't take too long to type out, everyone's nice about it when they go a bit awry , and there's plenty of great material (both from the writers of the show and the writers on this thread) to draw on for the stories. Hm. Draw on. I guess even when I write, I draw.
    Edited on 01/23/2008 8:39am
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    TvMadde

    [87]Jan 23, 2008
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    Lawls, as i always say i love your stories!

    Just had to say, if someone forgets to write in a sublject to write on just someone suggest one for them, much less confusion!

    Okay, a fur real kitty

    oh hehehe

    *brennan is working at her desk, at three in the morning when her dad runs in looking frightend, bones splurts out the coffee she was drinking and her dad pushed his finger to his lips*

    Bones: Dad? What are you doing here?! Your meant to be under arrest!!

    Max: Honey, you know i dont last in jail, i had to get out....

    Bones interupts: How DID you get out?

    Max: Obviously i used a key.... oh god, what was that?

    Booth off in the distance: Hey Bones, what are you doing here so early?

    Max drops a furreal cat on her lap and ran off, kissing bones forehead before he went

    Bones: What was that all about

    Booth: Hey Bones... whats with the doll?

    Bones: Its not a doll its a higly complex piece of machinery

    Booth: Bren, its a fur real cat.... as in he one you can get for $40!?

    Bones: Whatever my dad gave me it....

    Booth: your dad?! Wait he's in prison....

    Booth throws the cat at the wall and it breaks in two. bones looks slightly uneased

    Bones: Booth, do you see what i see?

    Booth: If you can see crack than yes, yes i see

    Bones: Oh myyyy

    Booth: Why did your dad get cocaine from?

    Bones: The mall?

    Okay next one about a disco

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    hmfrongillo

    [89]Jan 23, 2008
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    Hirundine wrote:
    Very nice. Do we get a new subject?


    I know sorryyyy I realized later that night that I had forgotten

    do what she ^^^ just said
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    Hirundine

    [90]Jan 23, 2008
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    That's fine, heaven knows I've forgotten enough things in my lifetime.

    A disco. I'll let someone else take this one.

    Edited on 01/23/2008 8:58am
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    TvMadde

    [91]Jan 23, 2008
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    Yeah, thats cool

    BTW im sorry i wrote about the fur real kitty

    neva noticed someone did b4 me!

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    tv_daydreamer

    [92]Jan 23, 2008
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    A disco...let's go!!!

    (Bones is in the lab, looking at bones. Not herself, she's looking at remains! A sound at the door alerts her and she looks up to see Zach and Hodgins struggling witha large box.)

    Bones: What is that?

    Hodgins: Well, the Jeffersonian is setting up a Baby Shower for Cam. It's a disco theme.

    Zach: She likes discos.

    Brennan: How utterly uncorrelated was that answer? Geez, I asked what are you doing, then you said something about a Bridal Shower for CAm? That's not what you're doing! And since when is Cam pregnant??

    Hodgins: Sorry. I should have said that we are carrying this disco ball to Cam's office to help set up for her Baby Shower.

    Zach: And she found out she's pregnant this morning. Eight months actually. She wants to name her son James Damien Saroyan. JD for short.

    Bones: And all this time I thought she was getting fat! CAn I come help set up for the party too?

    Hodgins: Sure! We need all the help we can get

    LATER...

    All: Cngratulations, Cam!!

    Cam: Thank you guys! Let's party! WOOO!!!

    (They all dance to the music, till Cam stops.)

    Booth: What's wrong? Is JD okay?

    Cam: Yes. But I just remembered. If I'm gonna be on Maternity Leave, I'm gonna have to leave somebody in charge. so I pick...( Points on the remaining squints playing eeny meeny miney moe) Brennan.

    Bones: About time!!!

    Booth: Congrats, sweetheart!(kisses her)

    Angela: Why don't I get any of the fun?

    Zach: Here, have an umbrella drink .

    Angela: Thank you!

    (I made it as silly as I possibly could. )

    Edited on 01/23/2008 10:11am
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    TvMadde

    [93]Jan 23, 2008
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    Yay tv_daydreamer

    You always give mea box of cookiesso a big box for you

    Did you remember the object??

    i dunno i skimmed

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    tv_daydreamer

    [94]Jan 23, 2008
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    No I didn't! It shall be....

    A pair of skintight jeans!!!

    (Put them on anyone you like...)
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    BBLovin

    [95]Jan 23, 2008
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    Looking good guys! I'd write something, but I'm really tired and because I'm tired, I'm starting to get a headache! Anyway, no problem that it got repeated (the FurReal), the stories were very different, so I don't think anyone will mind reading them twice.
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    TvMadde

    [96]Jan 24, 2008
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    Okay, im slighlty hyper now because i did a work test at school in pse and it said i should be either a interior designer, a public social admin ??? or the first place went to advertising (hello, celebs are in adverts.... and so splodge will be too! hehe)

    Okay skinny jeans

    Booth and Bones came back from an undercover mission (dont get mixed up with under the covers!) as people in an advertisment

    Bones: I cant believe you did that! *btw she sounds annoyed!*

    Booth: What you know i cant resist skinny fit jeans

    hogins comes over

    Hodgins: What did Booth do?

    Bones: He hit a'hot' girl'sbottom

    Hodgins: Dude! *gives booth high five and walks off*

    Booth: Im a sucker for a pair of skinny jeans bones, i go out with anyone who wears them , or i at least try!

    Bones points at Zack, wearing skinny jeans

    Booth: WHa! no no no no no NO! I dont go out with GUYS that wear skinny jeans

    Bones points at Angela

    Booth: NO! Angela's engaged 'member? I dont date claimed women

    Bones laughs and points at Cam, Booth shudders

    Booth: No, i broke up with Cam!!!!!!!!! Never re-date is my motto!

    Bones: funny, i thought it was shoot and sleep...

    Booth: Na, thats my life.

    Bones points in absulute hysterics, to Splodge, wearing a pair of skinnies and sunglasses.

    Booth: NOOOOOO! Wait whys Splodge in clothes?

    Bones: He's brilliant at photo shoots! He's the new face on 'kibble bites- cats go head over paws for it'!

    Booth: Okaayyyyy.... i have to go.... now. See ya

    Next one will be about a towel be creative/crazy

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    tv_daydreamer

    [97]Jan 24, 2008
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    Zach?
    Angela??
    Cam???
    SPLODGE????
    wow skinny jeans are a hot product aren't they?
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    Hirundine

    [98]Jan 24, 2008
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    Since years will probably have passed by the time I'm done writing this , I'll specify that this is about a towel.

    [Bones and Booth have been called out at the crack of dawn to investigate a body; Booth just looks tired, but Bones has arrived with her hair wrapped up in a towel]

    Bones: Adolescent male, healed fracture of the--

    Booth: Uh, Bones.

    Bones: What?

    [Booth looks up at her hair]

    Bones: What?!

    Booth [seeing a police officer approaching]: Um, nothin'. Nevermind.

    Police Officer: So, doctor... [sees the towel on Bones' head and briefly loses train of thought]

    Bones: Brennan.

    Police Officer: Yes. Brennan. Can you, uh... can you estimate a time of death?

    Bones: I'd say anywhere from one to two weeks... I can give you a more concrete estimate when our bug guy gets a look at the... is something wrong?

    Police Officer [blinking a few times]: Uh, no, Ms... Dr. Brennan. And, um, sorry to have called you out here so early.

    Bones: Oh, it's fine. I'm used to it.

    Police Officer: Right. [Walks away shaking head]

    Bones [turning to Booth]: Okay, what's going on?

    Booth [holding back laughter]: You, uh, I think you got some lint in your hair....

    [Bones reaches up to her head and feels the towel]

    Bones: Booth!!! Could you have told me about this, I don't know, two minutes earlier?!

    Booth: But where's the fun in that?!

    Bones: I don't see much fun in this!

    Booth: No, it's definitely a little funny. The look on that guy's face... [laughs]

    [Bones takes the towel off her head]

    Booth: So, I'm guessing they called when you were in the shower?

    Bones: No, I just thought it might be fun to wear this today.

    Booth: Ooh, sarcasm. I'm impressed, Bones. Well, at least you just came here wearing a towel around your head. 'Cuz otherwise, I'm betting these guys [waves hand at the policemen, news reporters and photographers gathered around the body] would be findin' it really hard to get any work done.

    Bones [rolling her eyes and shoving the towel at him]: Hold this. My hair's still soaking wet, I'll need to put it back on as soon as we're done here or I'll freeze to death.

    Booth: First sarcasm, now exaggeration. Wow, you are just a whole different person before you've had your coffee, aren't you?

    [A few minutes later, Bones has seen all she needs to of the body and is headed to the car]

    Bones: I'll take my towel now.

    Booth: Aw, but it's so warm and fluffy. I think I'll keep it.

    Bones: Booth! Give me that!

    [Booth plays keep-away with the towel for a few seconds, then as Bones makes another grab for it he accidentally drops it in the mud]

    Bones: Great.

    Booth: Come on, it's just a towel. [the wind picks up; Booth notices that Bones is shivering and has been for some time] Hey, okay, sorry. It's cold out. Here, I bet I got somethin' in the car. [Booth rummages around in the car and comes out holding a child's T-shirt; Bones looks skeptical] It's Parker's, he left it here the other day. It's clean, he just brought it as a change of clothes, and you know kids [Bones stares] ...okay, maybe you don't. But they never change their clothes. Come on, please? I don't want you catching pneumonia because of me.

    Bones: Fine. [Wraps hair in shirt]

    [Booth and Bones arrive in the lab; Angela looks up from a sketch she's making]

    Angela: Um, sweetie, maybe I'll regret asking this, but... why do you have Spiderman stuck to your head?

    Bones: What? Who?

    Booth: The shirt, Bones.

    Bones: Oh, that. [removes shirt from head] Booth stole my towel, and it was cold, so he gave me a shirt instead.

    [Cam, walking in from another room, catches only the last line]

    Cam [raising her eyebrows]: Excuse me?

    Angela [laughing]: For her hair. Which, of course, still leaves the question... [raises eyebrows] what exactly were you doing with Booth so early in the morning and so soon after taking a shower?

    Booth and Bones: Case.

    Booth [quickly]: It was a case, a, a body... we got called out really early...

    Bones: ...and I forgot to dry my hair...

    Booth: ...and she had a towel on her head, when she showed up.

    Bones: Yeah.

    Angela: Yes. I'm... sure it was something like that. [gives Cam a sideways glance] You know, I was just joking at first... I assumed there was a completely innocent explanation... but now....

    Cam: They do look pretty guilty, don't they?

    Booth: Oh, for the love of...

    Bones: Happy now? [tosses Parker's Spider-Man shirt at Booth and walks off]

    [Booth looks accusingly at Angela and Cam]

    Cam: Sorry, Seeley.

    Angela: We didn't mean to cause a lover's spat.

    [Booth throws his hands in the air and walks away]

    Zach: Did I miss something?

    I can tell even before posting it that this is really, really long. It could have been two seperate stories, really. Just needed something to do while an episode was loading on my computer. Next, um.... a bottle of perfume.

    Edited on 01/24/2008 10:38am
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    tv_daydreamer

    [99]Jan 24, 2008
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    Oh, no.

    The bottle of perfume led me to remember a fanfiction of mine. Would it be unfair to put like a version of it here?

    Maybe.
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    Hirundine

    [100]Jan 24, 2008
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    tv_daydreamer wrote:
    Oh, no.

    The bottle of perfume led me to remember a fanfiction of mine. Would it be unfair to put like a version of it here?

    Maybe.

    If you wrote it, I don't see why you can't put it here.
    (100th post to this thread!)
    Edited on 01/24/2008 10:56am
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