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    ThatTreeUpeedOn

    [121]Feb 19, 2007
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    bones: i'll see you in the comic books!

    booth: that's see you in the funny pages, bones.

    lol, that bones- so funny

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    IHeartHodgela

    [122]Feb 19, 2007
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    RebelGhost333 wrote:

    No idea if this one was done yet.

    Bones: The debris in the body suggest an explosion.
    Booth: Yeah, and so that that giant hole in the wall there.

    (See my sig)
    Angela: (to Jack) Are you smelling my hair?
    Jack: Hey, you called it baby. Man of odd enthusiams.

    Jack: I could kiss you right now.
    Angela: That would require permission...which I deny. (I love Hodgela...^^)

    Zach: The victim had a broken finger...I'm using those word especially for you Booth.

    Booth: Oh, like a jar? Why can't we just say a jar?

    Tempe: I don't know what that means! (Best quote ever!)



    Oh my gosh! Where did that third quote come from? Episode title? I haven't seen a scant few eps from season 2 yet, and I *so* can't remember that Hodgela quote!

    I LOVED it when Hodgins was talking about the Hottie Student Body and he said, "I clicked on a pop-up, and got caught in a pornado". Such a great word to describe what happens when you accidentally end up at a porn site and find yourself unable to get out of it!

    Some other faves are:

    Hodgins: What you call being a conspiracy theorist I call being well informed (SO true)

    &

    Zach: "I once saw a documentary where a bear got in a car and drove away."
    Hodgins: "That wasn't a documentary. That was a cartoon."

    Classic moments.
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    Jentau

    [123]Feb 20, 2007
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    Booth:  The name of the arresting officer?

    Bones: You.  Special Agent Seeley Booth.  Do you need me to spell that for you?

    Booth:  I can sound that out.

    and a bit later

    Booth: ..But you did shoot an unarmed man....

    Bones:  It was only his leg & he's in jail for the rest of his life.. how much is he gonna use it anyway?

    [the man on death row]

    Booth:  Anyone besides me worried that a guy dressed like Santa is in charge?

    [the man in the fallout shelter]

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    jackandangela

    [124]Feb 20, 2007
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    IHeartHodgela:

    That quote about the kiss/requires permission between Jack and Angela was from episode 2x06, "The Woman in Suite 2103" -- in that scene, Angela uses her computer to help Jack pinpoint what was in the hotel room that didn't leave a residue. Turns out it was a person -- and someone tall whom they hadn't accounted for yet. So it was a big clue. Hence what Jack said to her. It was a cute moment! (Of course I thought she was crazy to turn the kiss down, but that's just me.)

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    IHeartHodgela

    [125]Feb 20, 2007
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    jackandangela ... awesome, THANKS!! That was one of the first Bones episodes that I saw, and I wasn't yet hooked onto the Hodgela goodness. I'll have to see if I can download it somewhere so I can watch it again and giggle.

    Hey ... I wouldn't turn down a kiss from Hodgins either (Silly Angela. If only she knew!).
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    Jentau

    [126]Feb 20, 2007
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    [judas on a pole]

    Booth:  did he really have to hit the car?  I wasn't gonna chase him.

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    DavidsGal765

    [127]Feb 20, 2007
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    Hey everybody! I'm new but here we go...

    Brennan: "I have never gotten a B and I never will!"

    *as brennan walks away*

    Booth: "That's my girl"

    or

    Booth: "Kyle, in the crypt, with the candlestick..."

    *Booth and Goodman chuckle*

    Brennan:"I don't know what that means.."

    Booth: "Clue, Bones"

    Brennan: "What clue? What's so funny?!?"
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    Boothaholic

    [128]Feb 20, 2007
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    one of my faves.

    Bones: I knew you'd back me up. I knew you wouldn't make me a liar

    Booth: How did you know?

    Bones: Because you want to go to heaven

    Booth: But you don't believe in heaven

    Bones: But you do.

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    Jentau

    [129]Feb 22, 2007
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    This one cracks me up everytime I hear it...from a Boy in a tree...

    Zack (to Booth)- sometime when you're not busy I wonder if I could ask you a few questions about sexual positions.

    Booth - If you even try, I will take out my gun and shoot you between the eyes.

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    DavidsGal765

    [130]Feb 22, 2007
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    Another huge favorite of mine...

    Zach: Are you having a moment?!

    To Angela and Hodgins of course.

    Hodgela, what would we do without you?
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    asaneismRnuTs

    [131]Feb 23, 2007
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    My fave quote was all the way back in the pilot

    Booth: "Well you know it's like pornography, you'll know it when you see it."

    of course there's also:

    Angela: "You have to think before you speak."

    Brennan: "Why? I can say anything to you without thinking about it first."

    Angela: "Yeah, men aren't like us, they're much more fragile and
    needy. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to
    our superiority." (Soldier on the Grave)

    and last but not least from the latest ep there are these two bright gems:

    Booth: "Sex, socks, pretty much the same word."

    Booth: "I'm gonna need a flashier tie..."


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    Jentau

    [132]Feb 23, 2007
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    (two bodies in the lab)

    Booth to Hodgins - well, crackheads, you know aren't that detail oriented

    Hodgins to Booth - maybe you shouldn't have had all that pudding.

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    TBones22

    [133]Feb 23, 2007
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    lol hodgins looked all worried as he said that to. i love it.
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    Jentau

    [134]Feb 23, 2007
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    TBones22 wrote:
    lol hodgins looked all worried as he said that to. i love it.

    and he's happy he gets to wear the bullet proof vest

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    TBones22

    [135]Feb 23, 2007
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    i know i love that part. lol

    Hodgins: Pudding! I remember this from when I had my appendix out!

    Boothclamps his spoon on the pudding cup.) Yea, and it's as good as you remember.
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    GoldenPhoenix12

    [136]Feb 26, 2007
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    Can't remember where it's from but the "let's pretend we're Booth" thing was great.

    I cracked up!

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    jackandangela

    [137]Feb 26, 2007
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    GoldenPhoenix12 wrote:

    Can't remember where it's from but the "let's pretend we're Booth" thing was great.

    I cracked up!

    Do you mean the scene where Hodgins imitates Booth, right after Brennan says "let's pretend we're Booth?" If yes, that's from "The Woman in the Garden." And, yes, that scene was hysterical.

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    GoldenPhoenix12

    [138]Feb 26, 2007
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    I KNOW! Wasn't it fantastic?

    It gets me every time, I swear.

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    DavidsGal765

    [139]Feb 26, 2007
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    GoldenPhoenix12 wrote:

    Can't remember where it's from but the "let's pretend we're Booth" thing was great.

    I cracked up!



    i think we can all agree that that was definetely one of the best moments!!!

    He was pretty spot on too!
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    GoldenPhoenix12

    [140]Feb 28, 2007
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    I also love the one where Bones and Angela go to a club and there's that dead guy stuffed in the wall with a load of drugs and I think it's Booth that's like "Bones are you high?" So funny. And when she drags Zack over to see the body and starts going on and on about being a perfect specimen of mummification. Oh and when Booth's girlfriend leaves and Bones and Angela are both like "Ahhh!"

    Love it ! 

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