Bones quotes

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    IHeartHodgela

    [161]Mar 8, 2007
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    jackandangela wrote:
    I love when Brennan repeats everything Booth says, like a second after he says it.


    Oh my gosh ... I just watched Man in the Wall ... that episode is HILARIOUS! I love the whole beginning part, from Brennan asking Angela how her "costume" looks, and then when Booth is interrogating the owner, and Brennan is repeating everything, and then just walks away. I also love the bit where Booth kisses Tessa goodbye (well, not *that* part), but when he turns around and Angela and Brennan are standing there going, "awww!". AND the part where Hodgins is testing out the cane on Zach, and he asks Brennan, "how many times you want me to poke Zach?" and he gets this awesome grin on his face. Funny episode all around!
    Edited on 03/08/2007 5:23am
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    lilswimchick

    [162]Apr 8, 2007
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    these are really funny
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    bonesbabe

    [163]May 2, 2007
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    i was watching my bones dvd earlier and i wrote down some of the ones that made me laugh

    hogins- he's frozen in a cryogenics lab booth-what do you mean frozen? h-like a supermarket turkey, not a scratch on uim, and i think he's wedged between walt disney and ted williams.

     

    Booth (to zack and hogins)- you guys are geniuses! z- how do we find that? b- i work for the fbi, you idiot

    h- way to go we went from geniuses to idiots in 3 seconds.

     

    Booth- what are you trying to do? brennan- blackmail you. bo-blackmail a federal agent? br- yes

    bo- i dont like it br- im fairly certain your not supposed to.

     

    Booth to angela- youre actually one of them arent you? a- one of who? b- a squint, i mean you look normal but youre actually on of them.

     

    Br- is he nuts coz he got brain disease from eating human flesh, or was he already nuts? or did he just lick his fingers after surgery? bo-(eating his steak and egg) i should just become a vegetarian. br- or as an alternative, just dont eat people.

     

    Angela- did that sound too squinty?

     

    zack- be kind rewind

     

    booth- i need subtitles walking in here!

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    irunongames

    [164]May 2, 2007
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    Heres one of my favorites

    Booth: What are you trying to do?
    Brennan: Blackmail you.
    Booth: Blackmail a federal agent.
    Brennan: Yes.
    Booth: I don't like it.
    Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
    Booth: Fine. You're in.
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    allaboutmoxie

    [165]May 10, 2007
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    I was rewatching Boy In The Tree today, and Goodman was so funny in that episode. Dang it, I miss him.

    "If he smells with his gut, then what does he use his nose for?"

    And you know, that whole conversation.

    The other quotes I love - and know from the top of my head - are already mentioned I guess.

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    jadeflower82

    [166]May 14, 2007
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    From the most recent installment in the second season, The Glowing Bonesin the Old Stone House---

    Zack: Why am I always the murder victim?!
    Hodgins: Sit!

    I saw this in the ad before the ep was released, and I just about started laughing every time they aired it, and while the ep was playing.


    Booth: Okay, squint squad. Why does she look like a glow stick?

    Also aired in the ad. The way Booth say it---hilarious. He's got a way with words

    ~Mara

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    ImprfectxBeauty

    [167]Jun 15, 2007
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    It's hard to chose favorite quotes from Bones...the show has some of the best writing on TV these days, I find myself either laughing of lightly giggling for about %80 of the hour.

    These are from The Boneless Bride in the River (Season 2):

    ~

    *phone rings while Sully and Brennan are in bed*

    Brennan: It's probably the publisist for my book.

    Sully: Shhh, pretend it's the ocean.

    *phone stops ringing*

    Sully: See that! God loves us!

    ~

    *after watching Hodgins cut open a bettle*

    Ellen: You know dear, your book is on the best sellers list, you don't have to work in this place anymore.

    Brennan: This is my real love Ellen.

    Ellen: I know a therapist dear that could really help you.

    ~

    Booth: Ok Bones, we gotta go, they found a floater at the marina.

    Brennan: Oh, my partner, Seeley Booth. This is the publisist for my book, Ellen Lasco, and her assistant Hank.

    Ellen: Hellllooo. How I see why Temperance writes those dirty little scenes in her books.

    Booth: That's not me!

    Brennan: It's not him!

    Booth: Not me, no.

    Ellen: Riiight, you must let me get you that therapist's number.

    Booth: Oh no, seriously, she's got someone.

    Brennan: Booth!

    Booth: Well it's nothign to be ashamed of, I mean he is kinda short.

    Brennan: He's not short just because he's not freakishly tall like you are...Didn't you say you had remains for me to examine?

    Booth: Oh right. Come on, let's go.

    (I love how quickly they scramble to let Ellen know that Booth isn't the one Tempe writes about in her books...even though we alllll know he definately is!)

    ~

    Camille: Only five days? This is an extreme rate of decomp.

    Hodgins: Blue crab season. They'll feed on anything, dead or alive. Vegetation, fish...flesh.

    Camille: Ick. Opertunistic little bastards.

    ~

    Camille: Dr. Brennan, ecactly how similar is this situation to your book?

    Brennan: The victims in my book are bound and gaged with red tape, shot, and then fed to various animals.

    Camille: ...Cheery.

    ~

    Brennan: I prefer not to jump to conclusions.

    Hodgins: I don't think it requites a jump. Just a little hop, a little, tiny...

    ~

    Sully: Hey, how's it going?

    Brennan: What are you doin here?

    Booth: ...uh, yea.

    Sully: Well I heard we had a copy cat killer using your book as...

    Brennan: That hasn't been established!

    Booth: Yea, I got it covered here Sully.

    Sully: Well two hands are better than one, Booth.

    Booth: Haha. Well last time I looked, I have two hands...see! Thanks.

    Angela: Testosterone spill on aisle four!

    (I like the way Booth is acting like Sully's in his territory...which he kinda is lol)

    ~

    Brennan: I don't need to be protected!

    Booth + Sully: Yes, you do!

    (Aww...how cute!)

    ~

    Scully: We could be dealing with a real sicko

    Angela: Jim Lopada...Not the sicko. The sicko's victim

    ~

    Camille: Any hair or any other goodies that can give us DNA?

    Hodgins: No, but...I did find sand!

    Camille: ...Victim was in the ocean Hodgins...alotta sand there.

    ~

    Brennan: Booth, did you see his right hand?

    Booth: Sure. ....well no not really, why?

    Brennan: His third and fourth fingers are fused together. Greg has Syndachtily(sp?)!

    Booth: Syndachtily(sp?)...yea, of course! .....is that relevant?

    ~

    Angela: Aww they're cute...for rodents.

    Hodgins: Yeah, well don't grow too attached, these little guys are destined to be snake snacks.

    Angela: But now that we've confiscated them, shouldn't they be safe? I mean they're material witnesses!

    Hodgins: It's not like they know sign language Angela.

    ~

    Booth: I'm gonna give you five seconds...Oliver! Five...Four...Three,Two,One!

    *shoots door lock*

    Booth: Oh my shrink is gonna be pissed!

    ~

    Booth: Let's stay on point Oli.

    Oliver: I am on point. I want to see Dr. Brennan

    Booth: This isn't like going to see Santa, it's more like the principal's office.

    ~

    Angela: Don't use your brain so much, you have other organs that can give you far more pleasure.

    (I would deffinately have to agree hehe)

    ~

    Angela: The only thought caomes when we order take-out in bed.

    Brennan: And your happy?

    Angela: Hey, we did it in the storage locker an hour ago...I am thrilled!

    ~

    Hodgins: Be carful with fire ants, they're extremely dangerous.

    Zack: I think the victim would agree with you

    ~

    Booth: So all I need from you people is proof.

    Hodgins: Oh! Is that all you need?

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    Manu4380

    [168]Jun 16, 2007
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    BonesGreyslvr wrote:
    theboneslady wrote:

    She's got enough pent-up sexual energy to power a small mid-western town!   (Angela about Tempe)


    What episode is that from???


    That's from 'The Man In The S.U.V.'
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    Katz_uk27

    [169]Jun 20, 2007
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    Hodgins: Do you have any idea how tight a rat's rectum is?
    Angela: Please tell me you don't.

    Brennan: I know Sully, Booth.
    Booth: Yeah, and I know you. Somebody gets too close you just wanna push them away.

    Booth: She wasn't this emotional till you came along

    Brennan: Why do I always feel like you are abducting me.

    So many good quotes and sly looks especially from booth.

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    asaneismRnuTs

    [171]Jun 20, 2007
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    Booth: "I love you" (OhB insists that there should be a question mark at the end of that - me I'm in denial LOL....)

    - Stargazer in a Puddle

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    PetitePrincesse

    [172]Jun 20, 2007
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    xJOPLINGx wrote:

    Brennan: If you drive one more block I'm screaming "kidnap" out the window

    There you have to notice that she didn't say she'll scream "rape"

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    PetitePrincesse

    [174]Jun 20, 2007
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    xJOPLINGx wrote:
    PetitePrincesse wrote:
    xJOPLINGx wrote:

    Brennan: If you drive one more block I'm screaming "kidnap" out the window

    There you have to notice that she didn't say she'll scream "rape"



    Am i being dumb cos i don't get that^

    Well i felt it would have been far more efficient as a threat, so i found it nice from her not to use it, but i would agree with you if you say my mind is way too much perverted.

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    asaneismRnuTs

    [175]Jun 20, 2007
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    PetitePrincesse wrote:
    xJOPLINGx wrote:

    Brennan: If you drive one more block I'm screaming "kidnap" out the window

    There you have to notice that she didn't say she'll scream "rape"

    you know how I feel about it!

    For some reason now I'm thinking about what we don't get to see after the scene at the shooting range...

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    ILuvLuke

    [176]Jun 20, 2007
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    You bad girls!!

    Okay, just thought of another great quote:

    Bones: "You just said he'd be shipwrecked with a volleyball"

    Booth: "No, he's got you, he doesn't need the volleyball'

    It is saying in a subtle way "I don't know what that means" because she doesn't get the Cast Away reference.

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    PetitePrincesse

    [177]Jun 20, 2007
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    ILuvLuke wrote:

    You bad girls!!

    I think i'll ask for my transfer to the gutter!

    Edited on 06/20/2007 2:28pm
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    OhBones

    [178]Jun 20, 2007
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    Yeah, I actually think you all already live in the gutter!!

    okay, another good quote, I am sure it has been added, but:

    Booth: It stinks, come on, smell it, you know you wanna smell it, it stinks.

    and then later....

    Booth: Sure, you know, someone says, you know, "it smells" in a spanish accent, all of a sudden you're like "hmm interesting".

    LOVE THAT!!! Waay before she learned to trust his instincts!!

    Edited on 06/20/2007 4:39pm
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    mag31

    [179]Jun 20, 2007
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    OhBones wrote:

    Yeah, I actually think you all already live in the gutter!!

    okay, another good quote, I am sure it has been added, but:

    Booth: It stinks, come on, smell it, you know you wanna smell it, it stinks.

    and then later....

    Booth: Sure, you know, someone says, you know, "it smells" in a spanish accent, all of a sudden you're like "hmm interesting".

    LOVE THAT!!! Waay before she learned to trust his instincts!!

    What episode does this quote come from please ?

    Another quote from The Girl in Suite 2103

    Booth: C'mon, Alex, baby steps...(pause) No offense.

    Brennan: (laughing) I just got that, it's baby steps because (laughs) you're so small. (pause) It's probably offensive.

    And just for fun, two "I don't know what that mean" (we could do a compilation XD)

    Booth: How well do you know her?

    Antonio Ramos: Very well and not so well, if you know what I mean.

    (Booth smiles and nods, indicating he knows)

    Brennan: I don't know what he means.

    Booth: It means that he had sex with her and forgot to learn her name.

    ###############

    Angela: Lenny Kravitz or Vanessa Williams?

    Brennan: I don't know what that means.

    Edited on 06/20/2007 10:48pm
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    clairebear_nz

    [180]Jun 21, 2007
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    Sorry if this has been done, but I swear I llaughed for about 10 minutes after this, and it still makes me smile.

    Booth: God doesn't make mistakes!
    Angela: Ah, I always thought testicles on the outside was a bad idea!

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