Bones

Dr. Bancroft: The guilt being great, the fear dost still exceed; and extreme fear can neither fight nor fly, but coward-like with trembling terror die.

Booth: Camille, you're an adult. You can't live your life afraid of what your family thinks. Cam: Seeley, it's not gonna be like this forever. One day they'll die.

Felicia: Why didn't you tell me you guys split up? Cam: You want him? Take him. I don't care. Felicia: I don't want him. Booth: You don't? Felicia: (to Cam) No I was just trying to get back at you for being so perfect all the time. Cam: So you admit it. Felicia: Like you're a saint? (to Booth) She used to go into my closet with all my dolls and say that they were having a party but that I wasn't invited. Cam: You were five, and they did not like you. Felicia: Typical, start a fight so we miss lunch. Cam: Oh you made reservations, I'm surprised I thought we'd have to eat off a cart in the street. Booth: Wow you two can lunch after all this? Felicia: Please like you can ruin a meal. (laughs) Booth: Okay that's it. I don't know who you think- Cam: Don't raise your voice at her Seeley. Booth: What? Cam: Let's go. Let him calm down. Wow. (they start to walk out) Felicia: Why did you guys break up? What did he do? Booth: It wasn't me, I-

Hodgins: Alright, alright, uh, how are you uh, how are you gonna break it (Booth's kiss with Cam's sister) to Cam? Booth: What? Why would I do that? Hodgins You want her to find out from her sister? Booth: Ahh this is worse than when we were a couple. (Hodgins starts laughing) I really should take my gun out and shoot you now.

(After solving the case, Brennan and Booth are in Booth's office taking shots.) Booth: Okay, don't take it so hard. Brennan: I'm not taking anything hard. What are we? Russian? Booth: Na zdorovje! (they drink) I tell you what else I know. What you're taking hard, is the fact that, it happened in your house. Brennan: It's not my house! Booth: Not where you sleep! Okay...your favorite place, the house of reason, the Jeffersonian. Brennan: Oh. It's not my favorite place. Booth: Yes it is. Brennan: What? No it's n-how do you know? Booth: Daffodil, daisy, Jupiter. K I'll tell you what else I know. (he fills the cups) You were hoping that it was Gorgonzola. Brennan: Gormogon! Booth: Ah! So you admit it! Brennan: Ah-but accidentally...does...does that count? Booth: Yes.

Angela: I don't sleep with married men. Zack: You're married, and you sleep with men besides your husband. What's the difference? (Hodgins slaps him in the head) Ow!

Booth: (after accessing some files with Cam's password; to Brennan) I know your password too. It's daffodil. Brennan: I never told you that! [...] Brennan: (after finishing the search) And I'm changing my password. Booth: Daisy. Brennan: How did you know? Booth: It's your second favorite flower, I know you Bones. Try a planet! (after Bones enters another password; as he's walking away) Jupiter! (Bones is shocked)

Booth: Alright, that's it, no shooting the squints tonight, sorry.

Cam: My sister's picking us up, but of course she's late. Booth: Okay maybe she's late because there was traffic. Cam: Maybe she's late because there was a sale.

(Brennan is interrogating Dr. Aldridge.) Aldridge: Why am I talking to you? Brennan: What time did you leave the Jeffersonian that night? Aldridge: Shortly after 11. Dr. Brennan, surely I merit someone higher up on the food chain than an FBI consultant. Brennan: Kyle, I know you get everything you want by flaunting your superior intellect. But that won't work with me. Aldridge: Why is that? Brennan: Because I'm smarter than you are.

Hodgins: It's always the suits, baby. Booth: Hey, I wear suits! Hodgins: Yes. Yes you do.

Booth: Cam's sister kissed me. Hodgins: Duuude. Booth: Don't call me dude.

Hodgins: I never liked Kyle Aldridge. Zack: He told me once that having a high IQ was no excuse not to bathe. Angela: I don't believe it. Zack: No, those were his exact words. "No excuse not to bathe."

Brennan: I'm offended, because...because I... Booth: Because you were betrayed by one of your own. Brennan: Yes. Are you going to betray me? Booth: No.