Dr. Goodman: As a federally funded institution, the Jeffersonian must seize every opportunity to prove our worth to our friends in Congress. Which means I loan you out as I see fit, especially to federal agencies.
Brennan: "Loan out" implies property Dr. Goodman, and the FBI will never respect mere property.
Dr. Goodman: I do not view you as property, Dr. Brennan. You are one of the Jeffersonian's most valuable assets.
Zack: An asset is, by definition, property.
Dr. Goodman: What's the rule, Mr. Addy?
Zack: You only converse with PhD's. You realize I'm halfway through two doctorates? Two halves make a whole so, mathematically speaking ...
Dr. Goodman: Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy.