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Angela: (about the baby) I have never seen anything so gorgeous on this table before.
Cam: Or so alive!
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Bones: Meg had a number of bone conditions that would have caused chronic pain but she wasn't taking any pain medication.
Booth: Probably 'cause she didn't want it affecting her, you know ... her supply.
Bones: What, you mean her breastmilk? You know, you can say the word breast, Booth.
Booth: Yeah, I know, Bones.
Bones: Didn't Rebecca breastfeed Parker?
Booth: You know, I am not discussing that with you.
Bones: Would "teat" make you feel more comfortable?
Booth: I'm not talking teats with you.
Bones: Why not?
Booth: Enough!
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(Andy is crying)
Brennan: Hey! Look at that! He flipped over!
Booth: Bones! That's because you've got to watch him! Geez! Okay whoa!
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(Andy starts to cry.)
Brennan: (loudly) No need to fuss! Obviously something is upsetting you!
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Bones: (when Andy is crying) How about some visual and auditory stimulation?
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Booth: (about the baby) Oh look at him Bones, he looks a little fussy there why don't you pick him up and give him a cuddle?
Bones: What?! Just because I have breasts doesn't mean I have magical powers over infants. You're the one with a son.
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Sheriff: There's not even a scratch on the boy. It's a miracle.
Bones: Well hardly. Car seats are specifically engineered to protect the child.
Booth: From what? Flying out of the back of the car and landing in a tree?
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Bones: (answering her phone) Brennan.
Zack: I've made some discoveries regarding our victim. Is this a good time?
Bones: (talking to Andy who's grabbing her necklace) No, no, no, no, no, no.
Zack: Okay. (hangs up)
Bones: Zack? Hello? (calls him back)
Zack: Dr. Addy.
Bones: It's Dr. Brennan.
Zack: Oh. Is this a better time?
Bones: (again to Andy) No, no, no.
Zack: Then why'd you call back?
Bones: I wasn't speaking with you, Zack.
Zack: I believe you are.
Bones: I was saying "no" to Andy. He was grabbing my necklace.
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Brennan: Strontium is an element found in most rocks.
Hodgins: Human beings absorb it through the consumption of local vegetation and water. Over time the isotope collects in the bones meaning–
Booth: You could use it to figure out where someone's from. (Brennan and Hodgins both look at him, shocked.) That is right people, I am a constant surprise.
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Brennan: What do you know about the Cayman Islands?
Booth: Great diving, you know lots of sea turtles. Why, are you going?
Brennan: No, my accountant wants me to set up a tax shelter there.
Booth: Tax shelter?
Brennan: Yeah.
Booth: Exactly how loaded are you?
Brennan: Well that is an offensive way to phrase the question but ... quite loaded.
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Booth: (hearing Andy crying over the baby monitor) Are you gonna get him?
Brennan: I figured you'd get him.
Booth: Don't you have responsibility under state law?
Brennan: But you're the baby daddy.
Booth: Baby daddy?
Brennan: You have prior experience with pre-verbal infancy.
Angela: (coming in with Andy) Okay, you two better get your act together or I'm suing for custody.
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Booth: You know, you look very, uh, mom-like with that baby monitor.
Brennan: I have responsibilities under state law as a foster parent. I've already bought him toys and clothes.
Booth: Ah, so you bought him some clothes.
Brennan: Well, I sent an intern who apparently loves bears, which in reality would devour a small child.
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Agent Charlie: Is it true that Dr. Brennan's taking care of the baby? Because that's, something I'd pay to see.
Booth: Goodbye Charlie.
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Booth: Looks like our little guy's gonna be just fine.
(Bones looks at him)
Booth: The little guy.
Bones: Andy.
Booth: Andy's gonna be just fine.
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Cam: (about the baby) Oh his name's Andy? Adorable, I had a dog named Andy, that came out wrong.
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Dr. Brennan: (showing Andy a stuffed purple elephant) Elephants are not purple. This is wrong.