Bones Season 5 Episode 15

Brennan: The idea of soul mates actually originated with Plato.
Booth: Yeah. You mean, uh, the clay that kids play with.
Brennan: No, the anc- (Booth smiles) Ohh. (she chuckles)
Booth: What?
Brennan: You're joking.
Booth: (sarcastically) Me joke? No.
Brennan: No the ancient Greek philosopher. His theory was that, humans originally consisted of four arms, four legs, and two faces. Zeus was threatened by ... their power and split them all in half. Condemning us all to spend our lives trying to complete ourselves.
Booth: I don't believe that's true.
Brennan: (chuckles) I agree. It's ridiculous.

Daisy: People think that scientists aren't romantic, but Dr. Brennan has a knack for the steamy.
Hodgins: Yeah, well ... still waters run deep.

Daisy: This man was on the verge of maybe having his sight returned and, Lance's dead friend from the subway, just found out he was cured of leukemia.
Cam: Yeah it's ironic.
Daisy: With all due respect, that's not irony. People may think it's irony but it's really just an unfortunate juxtaposition of events.
Angela: Well, guess they're gonna need a shorter word for that.

Daisy: Where are we going?
Angela: Uhh Cam asked me to get you out of the lab.
Daisy: Why?
Angela: Because you keep sighing and moaning.
Daisy: I thought I was keeping that to myself.
Angela: No, no, you were, sharing with everyone.
Daisy: Why do you drive a minivan? Do you have kids that we don't know about?
Angela: I'm an artist, Daisy, and this Sienna has plenty of room plus I stink at parallel parking and that, back-up camera thing is like the invention of the century.

Cam: What do you know? King of the lab!
Hodgins: Wow! that's a first! Usually I have to say it.
Cam: Yeah, but I wanted to hear how it sounded with a touch of modesty.

Booth: Sweets?
Sweets: Yeah! Yeah, sorry.
Booth: You sure you're ready to come back to work?
Sweets: Yeah, I'm fine.
Booth: Well ... that guy in the subway, one way to look at it, it's uhh ... that he died happy.
Sweets: What?
Booth: Think about it. This guy, gets this great news and what's he do? He shares it, with a stranger.

Hodgins: (after having Angela read page 187 of Brennans's book) That's that thing that I do. Nobody else does that thing. It's my thing, that I do.
Angela: Right.
Hodgins: It's not a well-known thing, it's, you know, my thing that I do.
Angela: Right I remember. I was there.