Bones Season 8 Episode 8

Seth: You're the only person in the world who knows my secret identity.
Angela: Okay, Batman.
Seth: I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone.
Angela: Let me guess, you're keeping it pure, right? You want to make it about the art and not about the artist.
Seth: Some things are easy to make fun of. Doesn't mean they're not important.

Fisher: I don't know if you're aware, but I do a bit of stand-up myself.
Brennan: I imagine you are not very skilled at it as you are not a humorous person.
Fisher: My routine is dark, disturbing and uncomfortable. Just the way a comedy show should be.

(Brennan activates the car's navigation system.)
Brennan: Now we can relax, talk about interesting things.
Booth: This is not how the cowboys settled this country.
Brennan: The cowboys didn't have antibiotics. Do you also want to die from a skinned knuckle?
Booth: Sometimes.
Brennan: Cowboys didn't settle this country. Farmers did.

Seth: (at the Jeffersonian) Everyone here is this weird combo of smart and dumb.

Seth: (on drugs) Is that you, sweet chocolate angel?
Cam: Oh, my God. What did you give him?
Fisher: Some stuff for depression, mood swings, panic disorder …
Cam: Okay. I don't want to know. What I heard: cup of chamomile tea.

Angela: (after she gets a ticket) Shouldn't I just pay the fine and get on with my life? (Hodgins scoffs) What?
Hodgins: Where is the spark plug that I married?
Angela: The spark plug you married conducted an unfettered sex life and-and never lived anywhere for more than a couple of years. You want her back around?
Hodgins: There's really no way to answer that without making you mad.