Bones Season 8 Episode 17

Booth: All right, what about you? If you could travel through time, where would you go?
Brennan: I'm already there. Here.
Booth: What?
Brennan: Here.
Booth: Here?
Brennan: The difference between past and future is nowhere to be found in the laws of physics. Everything I want or need is here. Right now.

Angela: It's not crazy that I'm worried about, actually. It's arrogance. We're a team here, and you can be traded.
Oliver: Wherever I go I'm always the smartest person, and it always creates problems.
Angela: Well, maybe you should try being less of a douche.

Oliver: Just because something is theoretically impossible doesn't mean that it's not possible.
Brennan: I believe that is exactly what it means.
Oliver: Well, of course you do, because your mind stops working when it hears the word impossible, where mine just keeps going and exploring.
Brennan: If you believe that the two victims are the same person, you don't belong in this lab.
Oliver: Of course I don't believe that. That's absurd.
Cam: Excellent. Moving on.
Oliver: But I do embrace the impossible probability as a reality. I mean, what serious scientist wouldn't?

Sweets: (about Oliver) The guy literally fought off coyotes to get the skull back.
Booth: Yeah.
Sweets: That's awesome.
Booth: Coyotes, they just run away if you yell at them.
Sweets: I know, but still, to face a pack of wild animals alone--
Booth: I'm sure you'd just bore them to death with your shrinky talk.
Sweets: And I'm sure you could just break their hearts with your mean, mean words.