Sweets: You were right. Parker is traumatized. (Booth sighs) Uh, it has nothing to do with the finger in the nest.
Sweets: Um ... he has a girl problem.
Booth: Girl? He's six.
Sweets: Mhm. The girl, her name's Stephanie Clyde - uh, she's somewhat ... large - likes to pick him up and carry him around.
Booth: Carry him ... under her arm?
Sweets: (nods) Like a pet monkey. He doesn't know what to do; he says you told him never to hit girls.
Booth: I told him ... never to hit anyone. You know, unless it was for self-defense. She, uh ... carries him around?
Sweets: Like a monkey. At recess. She thinks he's cute.
Booth: What about the finger?
Sweets: Parker actually wishes that you'd let him have the finger so he could show it to Stephanie and maybe, make her barf.