Bones Season 2 Episode 6

(After Cam tried to persuade Booth and Brennan to present manipulated evidence to catch the murderer)
Brennan: I'm not sure I can totally trust Dr. Saroyan after that.
Booth: You know, Bones, Cam is a cop at heart. She just wants to catch the bad guys. There are a lot of grey areas.
Brennan: Not for you. You did the right thing.
Booth: Yeah, it worked out is all.
Brennan: You did the right thing.

Booth: Cam, has anyone said anything to you about, uhm, (whispers) you know?
Cam: Us sleeping together?
Booth: (slightly panicked) You gotta be way more careful about, you know, blurting that out like that, ok? Voices, they carry in a building like this.
Cam: There's no one around and you brought it up.
Booth: Well, I mean Angela is practically psychic about this kind of stuff, right? So, you can't be thinking about me when, you know, she's around, especially not naked.
Cam: I'll do my best. (Suddenly Hodgins appears right behind them wanting to give them specifics on the case. Booth and Cam both freeze on the spot.)

Booth: How well do you know her?
Antonio Ramos: Very well and not so well, if you know what I mean.
(Booth smiles and nods, indicating he knows)
Brennan: I don't know what he means.
Booth: It means that he had sex with her and forgot to learn her name.

Booth: (To Brennan) That was a nice moment, you know? Me translating for you.

Hodgins: Hey, can you upload the pictures from this camera?
Angela: Am I going to regret it?
Hodgins: What kind of guy do you think I am?
Angela: It's just that men sometimes think things are funny that women merely find gross.

Hodgins: High volume, low pressure. So, you can see where this is going.
Angela and Cam: No, we can't.
Hodgins: A fire was started. The question is, given these ingredients, would there be a secondary explosion?
Zack: I did the math very carefully. This experiment should generate an explosion one/one-thousandth the magnitude of the explosion at the hotel.
Cam: Excuse me?
Zack: One/one-thousandth.
Angela: I think she meant the explosion part, Zack.
Hodgins: Relax. A little pop. This blast wall Zack built ... it's merely a precaution.
Angela: Okay, I'm gonna wait outside.
Cam: I hear that.
Zack: (to Hodgins) Did they not hear me say I did the math quite carefully?

Brennan: Debris embedded in the remains suggests an explosion.
Booth: So does that giant hole in the wall.

(Hodgins smells Angela's hair)
Angela: Did you just smell my hair?
Hodgins: You called it baby, man of odd enthusiasms.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Mad bomber teenage assassin waitress?

Zack: My closest acquaintance outside work, is a woman I know who's a performance artist. Last month, she enclosed herself in a plastic box with six rabbits. It went over quite well. Perhaps you've heard of her?
Cam: Zack, when I said "everything", I meant just the case.

Cam: It's no different than lying to a criminal to get a confession.
Booth: Or having Hodgins call the FAA with a fake terrorism tip.
Cam: He did what?
Booth: Oh what? Now suddenly there's a line?

Hodgins: (on his cell phone) Bugs, slime, particulates; What's your poison?
Booth: Hodgins, just listen, don't say anything, just do as I ask. (pauses) You there?
Hodgins: You told me not to say anything.
Booth: Look, okay listen to me. Alright, I need you -- in your craziest most paranoid conspiracy mode -- to call the FAA and tell them that, a private flight to Bogotá is, about to leave Kent Island private airport and is carrying aliens, or ... or, terrorists or ... you know! You know what to do. Now, do you got any questions?
Hodgins: Just one: Full-court press, no holds barred, maximum effort?
Booth: Just stop the plane from taking off.

Booth: C'mon, Alex, baby steps...(pause) No offense.
Brennan: (laughing) I just got that, it's baby steps because (laughs) you're so small. (pause) It's probably offensive.

Booth: That's State Department speak: We don't do it his way, we'll get fired.
Brennan: See, if a regular-sized person tried to intimidate you, you'd threaten to kick him through the window. But because, in his case, it's an actual physical possibility...

Alex Radziwell: Why are you being so confrontational?
Brennan: You're used to people deferring to you because of your size. It's a normal response that you take advantage of. I don't like it.
Booth: Here we go.
Brennan: See? Even you don't wanna say anything to hurt his tiny feelings. (to Alex Radziwell) I don't mean that your feelings are tiny. I mean that you have feelings about being tiny.

Hodgins: (to Angela) Love is in the purified and ionized air. Why should we resist?

Alex Radziwell: If the computer says "confidential", then it's confidential. I find it best not to argue with computers.

Zack: I also found a broken finger. I'm using those words especially for you, Booth.

Zack: (about the explosion experiment) I don't understand what happened.
Hodgins: (excited) Ohh, you know what that proves?
Angela: That you guys are idiots?

Booth: (to Alex Radziwell) Do you have any other higher aspirations? Rather than just, you know, babysitting drunken playboys?

Cam: There's a loop people and I'm in it. Not only am I in it, I'm the big curvy part.

Booth: Hodgins being abducted by men in black. It's a dream come true.

Angela: (to Hodgins) You are a man of odd enthusiasms.

Hodgins: I could kiss you.
Angela: That requires permission, which I deny.

Hodgins: I also found these blobs of melted something.
Angela: Yeah, not my department. You're just trying to prolong this conversation.

Cam: Every circus needs a ring master, in this circus it's me.