Bones

(Booth and Brennan talk about catching Carlie's murderer) Brennan: We do this all the time, you know, I should be used to it. It shouldn't bother me. Booth: No, it should. (looks at her for a while) Was she really gonna teach you how to cook? Brennan: Yeah. I've always understood the basics of cooking, the physics of it, but Carlie said she was going to show me what it was really about. To her, she said, it was a way of ... well, she said loving, but then, she was prone to hyperbole. Booth: Well, hey, I mean, that's what family dinners are all about, right? Those are some of my, my best memories.

Brennan: You still torturing Hodgins? Angela: He loves it. Brennan: Just tell him "No." Put him out of his misery. Angela (laughs lightly): What if I want to say "Yes"? Brennan: You, get married? Angela: Sometimes your brain just shuts off because you're in love.

Cam: (after walking in on Angela and Hodgins making out again) Doesn't marriage destroy sex? Please, Angela, say yes!

(Cam walks in on Hodgins and Angela kissing) Cam: Oh good lord, you have to stop mounting each other in the office.

Booth: You know, you should let me help. Bones: No, cleaning up, you can do that. (brings over a hot plate of the famous macaroni) Booth: (sarcastically) Great- (shocked and giddy) Wow, hee hee, mac and cheese, wow, Bones, this looks fantastic. Bones: Yeah, really? Booth: Yeah, I mean, you-you shouldn't have done all this work just for me. Bones: No, I mean, it wasn't that much. Booth: (takes a bite) Mmm, this is unbelievable. Bones: You like it? Booth: I'd like to be alone with it. (they both chuckle) Bones: She told me I could go with my instincts, so I put in a little fresh-ground nutmeg. Booth: Well, she taught you well. (really blown away) Thanks Bones. Bones: (brushing it off) Yeah, well, you know, you have to eat right? Booth: Yeah, gotta eat, always gotta eat.

Hodgins: Look, Angela, I've been thinking, and you're not like anyone I've ever known, and I don't want that to change, so I'm taking you the way you are, no strings. Angela: And the smell? Hodgins: P. phosphoreum. Angela: Ugh, the fish bacteria. Hodgins: Close your eyes. (puts her hand over her eyes and starts to lead her over to the table) Be careful. Angela: Yeah. Hodgins: Okay, keep em closed. (turns off the lights) Okay. Angela: (uncovers her eyes and looks down to "Be My Love" spelled out in glowing fish bacteria) Yes, yes, let's get married. Hodgins: No, no, no no, this is not a proposal. Angela: I know, that's why I'm asking you. Hodgins: Huh? Angela: What you said here, that we're enough, (starts to tear up) just this, no pressure for more, that's all that I ever wanted. Hodgins, say something! Hodgins: You're insane. Angela: Is that a yes? Hodgins: Absolutely. (kisses her) Okay, okay, um ... Angela: Yeah. Hodgins: Alright, how about Italy, Italy in the spring, Umbria. Angela: No, right away, next week. Hodgins: We cannot get a wedding together in a week. Angela: We have to, one week, I could change my mind, it's up to you. Hodgins: Oh-yeah, just a small little thing then. Angela: No, big, I want a big one. Hodgins: Totally insane! (they kiss)

Cam: Booth? Booth: Yeah, Booth, talk to me squints, as close to English as possible.

Bones: I am not as cold as everyone thinks, Booth. Booth: Okay, that was a leap. Bones: Just because I think marriage is an antiquated ritual doesn't mean that I don't want Angela and Hodgins to be happy. I have an appreciation and a need for emotional and physical intercourse, just like you. Booth: (slightly uncomfortable) Yeah, sure, I mean, okay, good for you with that. Bones: Did I make you uncomfortable? Booth: No, not at all, I just want to focus, let's just focus on the case. Bones: I did make you uncomfortable.

Booth: Abby just ... (Hodgins suddenly hugs him; he continues very uncomfortably.) ... woke up. I need you to find out what that stuff is, okay? (pries off Hodgins' arms) Um ... it's so much easier just to fight and shoot guns.

Booth: You're done with Angela? Hodgins: No, but, hey I fell in love with a free spirit, and if getting married makes her feel trapped or something, then I'm just gonna have to deal with it. Booth: Right, so you don't want to get married anymore. Hodgins: Sure I do. Booth: (frustrated) You know what, this whole ceramic stuff was making more sense to me. Hodgins: But Angela doesn't. And I don't wanna drive her away like you did with Rebecca. Booth: Woah, I did not drive Rebecca away. We both agreed that it wasn't right. Hodgins: After you asked and she said no. Booth: Well, when you say it like that...it's- Hodgins: (feeling enlightened) If it had been right, it wouldn't matter if you were married or not, would it? Because you'd have a life together. Booth: Great then, why not get married? Hodgins: Cause then we wouldn't be able to be together. See? This is all becoming so clear now. Booth: Ha, not really. Hodgins: You put on that macho front but inside you understand.

Angela: You know when I said before that you were the difficult friend inside my head, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Bones: Yeah, I know that sharing a strong emotional attachment with another human being can be a good thing, but there seems to be a disconnect between my mind and ... Angela: You know, I-I shouldn't have brought up Sully before, I'm sorry. Bones: It's just ... if a relationship seems more than casual, I feel that I need to posit the potential problems, probabilities of success and failure or - Angela: You get scared. Bones: (nods yes) But I miss so much, don't I? Angela: I want to say no, but yeah, you do, and so does whoever you're keeping yourself from.

Hodgins: Unidentified particulates, the two sweetest words I know. Cam: I don't even want to think about your pillow talk with Angela.

Hodgins: Maybe whoever did this saw what he'd done and lost the stomach for it when it came to Abby. Cam: (Cam's light picks up some trace) Hello, possible semen and vaginal contributions. Hodgins: (Disgusted) Cause this wasn't nasty enough.

(Dan rushes at Booth, Booth catches his arm and slams him on the counter) Booth: (Talking about Abby) She got caught up in the middle... Dan: Get off of me!! Bones: You know, I'd back down if I were you, he shot a clown once.

Angela: Haven't you ever just looked at a guy, and said screw it? I mean, maybe not the best choice of words okay, but, like when you were with Sully, don't you regret letting him go? Bones: I made a decision. Regret serves no real purpose. If you want to be impulsive why don't you just say yes? Angela: Because I've also got you in my head telling me that marriage will hobble my personal and legal freedoms. You're a very difficult best friend to have.

Angela: (After Cam breaks up a makeout session of Angela and Hodgins) We were working. Cam: You were working it.

Booth: How'd you get in? Bones: I'm a best selling author, Booth, I get in anywhere.

Cam: One perfect fingerprint. Booth: Unbelievable, all from fabric softener. Cam: Rehydrates dried tissue and fights static cling. Booth: (Bewildered) Ah, geez, Puffy Soft, 21 loads, look at that.

Booth: Oh, you think all a man wants is sex. Cam: No of course not, beer too...chips...salsa.

Bones: Still no answer for the luminescent bones? Hodgins: It's not like we get a human lightbulb in here everyday.

Booth: (After they confirm there is no radiation) Why is she glowing? Bones: I have no idea, no idea at all.

Bones: You know, Angela turned down Hodgins again. Booth: What? Bones: Hodgins proposed, Angela turned him down. Booth: You really want to talk about that now? Bones: Why not? There's been no confirmation of danger yet. Booth: It's just you know, weird, you know, talking about uh, marriage when we're trying to avoid radiation poisoning. Bones: No, what's weird is Angela thinking about marriage at all. Booth: People fall in love and they get married. That's what people do. Bones: Thought you didn't want to talk about it. Booth: Well, I'm just saying...you believe in love don't you? Bones: I believe that dopamine and norepinephrine stimulate euphoria because of certain biological triggers, like scent, symmetrical features... Booth: (Sarcastically) Symmetrical features? Bones: Yeah, it's an indication of a good breeder. You appear to be a very good breeder. Homeland Security Guy: (Chuckles) How long have you two been going out? Booth & Bones: We're...(They turn to look at each other and smack their anti-radiation suits together) Bones: We're partners...that's it. Booth: Partners. Homeland Security Guy: Me and my partner talk baseball. Booth: (Bones walks away) You may not want to admit it Bones, but there's some things, like love, that just can't be measured in your lab.

Angela: Fame is creepy.

Booth: See, uh, bodies, they don't usually glow.

Zack: (Irritated) Why am I always the murder victim?! Hodgins: (Points at a chair) Sit!

(Booth points to glowing skeleton) Booth: Okay, squint squad. Why does she look like a glow stick?