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Michelle: You didn't get my present, did you?
Cam: Still working on that.
Michelle: Good. 'Cause I know what I want. Hawaii. The Big Island.
Cam: That would be hard to wrap.
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Brennan: Well, why do people hate to spend Christmas alone?
Max: 'Cause it means nobody loves them.
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Brennan: Dad, I'm- I'm going to do volunteer work in El Salvador.
Max: Well, that means I'm gonna be alone for Christmas.
Brennan: Well, wha- what about Russ and the girls?
Max: Your brother is going to Orlando to spend the holidays with his in-laws, and I will be alone, and it'll be pitiful.
Brennan: Well if I stay, then there'll be two of us alone, which is twice as pitiful.
Max: Well that's interesting math.
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Margaret Whitesell: I'm, Margaret.
Brennan: There's no resemblance.
Booth: What do you mean? You're both ... very beautiful.
Margaret Whitesell: "Beauty and folly are old companions."
Brennan: Told you! Benjamin Franklin.
Booth: Right, right. Hey hey! Good old Ben, you know, he invented electricity and the 100-dollar bill.
Margaret Whitesell: Neither one of those things is true.
Booth: You're right, there's no resemblance whatsoever. Nice meeting you, Maggie.
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Hodgins: Hey Booth.
Booth: Yeah.
Hodgins: Think I got something here.
Booth: Oh great, join the party.
Hodgins: Where's your chest hair?
Booth: I'm highly evolved.
Bones: His pubic extension is entirely within normal-
Booth: (interrupting) Enough.
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Booth: You know what, Bones? Sometimes I think your heart muscle is ... bigger than people give you credit for.
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Daisy: Oh one more thing. I found this in Santa's twelfth rib.
Hodgins: I'm never gonna make my flight.
Daisy: I recommend celebrating in March.
Hodgins: Thank you, Ebenezer.
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Cam (walking in as Brennan is removing Booth's pants for evidence): Anyone for mistletoe?
Brennan: I'm recovering evidence.
Booth: Just evidence, that's all.
Cam: Interesting.
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Angela (as Brennan pushes an almost naked Booth by on a gurney): Uh, are we doing experiments on Booth? Because if so I'd, like to help.
Booth: Make fun of the naked guy, knock yourself out.
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Hodgins: Hey check this out. Explosive Unit guys loaned me these magnetized gloves. (excited) Oh these are so going on my Christmas list!