Bones Season 8 Episode 2

Brennan : Congratulations, Mr. Abernathy. You have successfully reconstructed the death of Wile E. Coyote.
Angela : Wow, honey. That was a very impressive pop culture reference.
Brennan : Christine and I may have watched a few cartoons while I was away.

Booth: I was mad. I lost you and Christine for three months. I'm never gonna be able to get that time back.
Brennan: I have a way to fix that.
Booth: Oh, you have a time machine in your basement?

(Brennan evaluates a charred corpse at the crime scene.)
Brennan: Based on the nasal root and the brow ridge, the victim is a Caucasian ma— Don't step in the brain, Booth.
Booth: Brain? Oh, what?!
Hodgins: Oh, it's nice, huh? All of us back together again?
Booth: That's not nice. There's brain on my shoe.
Cam: Let me bag it.
Booth: Bag my shoe?
Cam: Yeah, you can hop.
Hodgins: Yeah, I've missed this.

Brennan: (to Booth) I love you. I'm willing to do irrational things to prove it.

Brennan: We don't usually kiss in front of people, but we had a disagreement.
Finn: You already had the fight?
Brennan: Yes.
Finn: And that was the two of you making up after the fight you already had?
Brennan: I don't … understand your tone of incredulity.
Finn: Oh, no, ma'am, it's just … when my mom and my stepdad used to get all polite, like the two of you were just then, that meant all hell was gonna break loose.

Finn: I have to say, ma'am, I've sure missed working with you.
Brennan: I imagine you have.
Finn: Although I'm sure Agent Booth has missed you more.
Brennan: Is this helping the case, Mr. Abernathy?
Finn: No, ma'am, I'm just appreciating the Good Lord's work getting you back.
Brennan: If God was involved in our lives, these cases wouldn't be so hard to solve.
Finn: I'm not so sure about that. Without a challenge, you wouldn't know how brilliant you are.

Brennan: Is everything all right?
Booth: Oh, you know, I just don't like being in a divorce lawyer's office, that's all.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Well, 'cause it reminds me that things, you know, fall apart.
Brennan: (chuckles) Well, it's a good thing we're not married, right?
Booth: You are not a very reassuring person, Bones.

Finn: What is that? Gold?
Cam: Looks like a …
Hodgins: Fleur-de-lis. It's a sign of the Priory of Sion, a secret society that defies Papal Authority.
Angela: Honey, honey … that's the nib of a fountain pen.
Finn: He was stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen?
Hodgins: Yeah, or assassinated by the Pope.
Cam: Or stabbed in the neck with a fountain pen.