Bones

Booth: Perry, right? Michelle's boyfriend? Perry Wilson: Yes, sir, Perry Wilson. Michelle is with Cam, she told me to wait here. Booth: FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth. Perry: F-FBI? Booth: Michelle's, uh, family to me. I'm her number one uncle. Perry: Really? Sh-she didn't mention you. Booth: (pushes back his jacket to reveal his gun) In fact, I'm also a trained sniper. Perry: Okay. Wow, uh … (Booth grasps his shoulder and starts walking him down the hall.) Booth: Listen, Perry, right? You're a red-blooded young … man, and, uh, Michelle is, you know, she's an attractive young girl. So I assume that you, uh … Perry: What? (Booth raises his eyebrows meaningfully.) Perry: No! No, no. Booth: All right, because Michelle deserves your respect. You understand? Perry: I do. I do respect her. We were just gonna go to a movie tonight. Booth: All right. And if you behave any way less than a gentleman towards her, I'll find you. I think we understand each other, right? Perry: Yes, sir. Booth: Mm-hmm. (Michelle and Cam enter.) Booth: Michelle! Hi, we were just talking about what you were doing tonight. Michelle: Yeah, we're going to the movies. Perry: Just a movie, that's all. Moo-vee. Booth: Hey Bones, um, you've met Perry, Michelle's boyfriend. Brennan: Yes, nice to see you again. I heard about Princeton. You have a very bright future ahead. Perry: I hope so. Brennan: Mm-hmm. Booth: Me too. Have fun tonight, okay? (he and Brennan leave) Perry: (to Michelle) Sniper, good man.

Booth: You know, when I was a kid, Bones, I always wanted to be a hobo. I wanted to ride the rails, play the guitar ... Bones: Be malnourished, riddled with preventable disease. Booth: Tell you what. You know what? You could make Santa Claus cry. You really could.

Cam: When do teenagers start having sex? Angela: (surprised) Hello? Hodgins: If they could, they'd start in the morning and go until they drop. Clark: Please tell me this is about the case?

Angela: Hey listen Cam. Every teenager goes through this. Think about what you went through. Cam: (nods then looks shocked) Me? Oh God! What am- what am I gonna to do?

Hodgins: Perry's a senior, isn't he? That might be why he's pressuring Michelle to have sex. Angela: Why do you think he's pressuring her? Women want sex just as much as men. Cam: Yea well she's a child, she still has stuffed animals. Angela: Well I did too at 16 ... and I also had Brian. All you can do is tell her to respect herself, and use protection. Hodgins: During the Crusades, knights used to lock up their wives and daughters. Cam: How helpful!

Booth: (referring to the Amish) We reject Satan and ... they reject buttons.