Bones Season 5 Episode 19

Cam: (looking for a victim's body part) Is there a testicle up here?
Hodgins: (with Arastoo) Four that I know of.

Michelle: (about her gynecologist) Is that why you sent me to him? So you could get a date? I know you haven't seen anyone since I've been living with you.
Cam: No. He's a good doctor. That's all.
Michelle: Who just happens to be cute.
Cam: Yes. No. God.
Michelle: Why didn't you tell me? Don't you trust me? You have to sneak around behind my back?
Cam: No. Wait. How did we switch roles here?

Camper #1: Dude, you could lose the tie around here.
Brennan: Well, he- he likes it. It's a- a gift from a woman.
Booth: (shows badge to campers) All right, FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth (to Brennan) Hacker get you anything?
Brennan: A subscription to Lapham's Quarterly.
Booth: Sexy.

Brennan: I was a very big fan of Toad the Wet Sprocket.
Booth: You might wanna keep that to yourself, all right?

Booth: We have some unanswered questions about Kurt Cobain's death, we thought maybe you could give us some insight.
Girl: Seriously?
Brennan: I believe he was being ironic but if you do have information about this Cobain person, I'm sure the FBI would appreciate that too.
Booth: Thanks Bones.

Bones: Booth seems to like Catherine, don't you think?
Cam: I do. I'm glad. It's been a long time since he's dated anyone.
Bones: I know. It's important for Booth to share his life. I prefer being alone.
Cam: But you're seeing Hacker.
Bones: Yes, and I like him, but not like Booth. I mean, not like Booth wants to like someone.
Cam: All organisms evolve and develop along patterns only recognized in retrospect. Your life doesn't exist outside the laws of nature.
Bones: Then in ignorance, I await my own surprise. Although the odds of it involving a commitment to another person are remote.

Bones: Our partnership is still important to me. You know that, right?
Booth: Sure. Yeah. Die for your partner. That's the way I look at it.