Bones Season 4 Episode 8

Hodgins: (coming into the room with Jaws of Life) Do you know what this is?
Cam: The Jaws of Life.
Hodgins: Twenty-three thousand pounds per square inch of raw prying power.
Cam: You really want to be the one to use that, don't you?
Hodgins: It's not displaced sexual frustration.
Cam: Of course not.
Hodgins: I am totally cool if Angela wants to date already, or I mean, again.
Cam: Right. You do know the point is to remove the human remains from inside the car with minimal disruption of the evidence?

Bones: I was ... going to say I had an accident over here, but I ... don't like lying.
Cam: You dumped a bucket full of domestic beetles onto this work of art. They'll strip the flesh off our victim in no time.
Bones: Within 30 hours. Am I fired?
Cam: Au contraire. Remind me of this moment around Christmas bonus time.

Caroline: We'll see how artistic people are feelin' when it starts stinking. Just don't scratch it.
Cam: Don't scratch the crushed automobile which encases a rotting, dead body?
Caroline: Good, we understand each other.

Caroline: Sorry, Cherie. Apparently, this is an historic piece of art!
Hodgins: It's a hard car shell with a gooey corpse filling.

Angela: So you brought me along, what can I do to help you?
Booth: Just be an artist, okay? And uh, keep me from looking like an idiot.
Angela: I'm not positive I can do both.

Booth: Excuse me, tiny little woman?
Helen: Yes?
Booth: Can you account for your whereabouts the night that Geoffrey Thorne was killed?
Helen: Yes, I was at home. I was reading. (pauses) That was a lie, I was watching The Real Housewives of Orange County. I find it a brilliant postmodern performance piece.
Bones: So ... no alibi.

Booth: It'll never work, they're like complete opposites.
Brennan: I agree. For all her faults, she's a woman of science. Sweets bases his life on the vagaries of psychology and emotion. There's no common ground.
Booth: Right.
Brennan: You need common ground I mean, what else is there?
Booth: Absolutely.

Sweets: I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like first?
Daisy: The bad news.
Sweets: You're toast here. Nobody wants to work with you.
Daisy: Why?
Sweets: You know why Daisy. There's some things that, you have to work on when it comes to interpersonal relations.
Daisy: Does anybody like me?
Sweets: No, I'm afraid not.
Daisy: What's the good news?
Sweets: There's absolutely no reason for us to be discrete about our relationship anymore.
Daisy: Really?
Sweets: Yeah, why would you ask me that?
Daisy: Because I thought we were being discrete cause you were a little bit ashamed of me. (Daisy and Sweets start kissing.)

Booth: Well, if you didn't kill him, then uh, who did?
Anton Deluca: Well I'd look at his girlfriend if I were you.
Brennan: No one has mentioned a girlfriend.
Anton Deluca: Roxie. His assistant. He said he was gonna leave all his money to her - I mean this is kinda basic stuff that you guys should know right?

Bones: (to Helen Bridenbecker) You are an extremely unlikeable woman.

Booth: (picking a lock) Look, if anybody asks, that door was open.
Bones: No it isn't. (Booth gives her a look.) Ohhhh ... right.

Sweets: You marry a man, and then conveniently forget that you married him, because you got zonked on kava kava. That compromises your relationship with Hodgins, so that ends, along with the marriage. Now you say you have these intense feelings for an ex-lover, whose heart you've already broken. Don't you see the potential disaster here?
Angela: Look, you said that without the possibility of pain there can be no joy, no real love.
Sweets: I said that? That's beautiful.

Daisy: You found out how to show what bone damage came from the actual crushing of the car.
Angela: Factoring in the pounds per square inch of force exerted by the car crusher.
Daisy: Oh, I hope you've included the car's frame and the tensile strength of the victim's skeletal structure.
Angela: (looking annoyed) I'll make a note.
Cam: Well I programmed my phone to get the five day forecast.

Booth: Whoa! (jumps out of the way of a fire Brennan just lit) Gee! Hey Bones, you know you almost lit my butt on fire.

Anton Deluca: Let's just say between his work and his guts ... I don't know which I hated more.

Hodgins: (after seeing Sweets and Daisy kiss) I'm totally shocked.
Brennan: Yeah. They should not be doing that on the forensic platform.
Cam: That's a method of termination I've never tried. But bravo Dr. Sweets.