Bones Season 8 Episode 4

Brennan: So now you think I'd be a good president?
Booth: Um, no, I don't. You know you're an atheist, you're not diplomatic, and you think America is an empire.
Brennan: America is an empire.
Booth: And I really, really wouldn't give you your own army or nuclear weapons. That would just be a disaster.

Brennan: (about the tiger) That animal was beautiful.
Booth: It was beautiful and rare, just like you.

Daisy: A goat … more pigs … lots of cows …
Cam: Try to limit the play-by-play to the exotic animals, Ms. Wick.
Daisy: Well, I grew up in the city, so they're all exotic to me.

Angela: God help me, if you get into that "All boats rise in a flood" thing …
Hodgins: "High tide raises all boats."
Angela: Yeah. What?
Hodgins: You said flood, a flood is a natural disaster. What? Most boats would sink in a flood. Tide's good, flood's bad.
Angela: Seriously?
Hodgins: Ask New Orleans.
Angela: I'm telling you that I'm feeling inadequate, and you're talking about boats.

Hodgins: What kind of lunatic wants a wild animal as a pet?
Cam: I think lunatic pretty much describes who we're talking about.

Hodgins: Dr. Saroyan, have you seen the excrement that I left on my desk?
Angela: Think before you speak, Hodgins. Some people might not understand what you're referring to.
Hodgins: Oh. That's a good point. So, have you seen it?
Cam: Yes, I took your excrement. I wanted to study it.
Angela: Ooh. Now everything sounds terrible, doesn't it?
Cam: Awful.