Dr. Jack Hodgins
Dr. Camille Saroyan
Dr. Temperance Brennan
Dr. Lance Sweets
Special Agent Seeley Booth
Bones tells Booth that she could drive, as she is an excellent driver, to which he responds "Okay, Rainman." Bones and Booth had nearly the exact same conversation in episode 1x10 "The Woman at the Airport."
Goof: When Booth is driving through central London the shots from outside the car are from the Bank Station intersection which has predominantly stone buildings. However, the view from inside the car is of other parts of Central London including green areas and shops. Also, during the conversation with Bones and Inspector Pritchard, the scenery is repeated four times, making it look like Booth is driving through the Bank intersection four different times even though he's driving in the same direction the whole time.
When Booth is driving and nearly crashes into a bus you can see the bus company is called Carousel. This bus company does not actually operate inside of London.
Angela: My heart isn't yours to claim. It's mine to give away.
Hodgins: I get that. I mean what you're saying, not your heart.
Angela: Idiot, you do get my heart.
Hodgins: How mad is she?
Cam: Mad, mad, mad.
Hodgins: I thought women liked it when we fought over them.
Cam: Women is not an acceptable generalization.
Cate Pritchard: Portia Frampton. She's an American, as is her father, do you know her?
Ian Wexler: Not all Americans know each other, Cate. There are quite a lot of them.
Brennan: (answering her phone) Brennan!
Cam: Am I interrupting anything?
Brennan: No I'm just helping Booth drive.
Cam: Booth shouldn't be behind the wheel, he isn't adaptable.
Booth: I'm Mr. Adaptable okay? The side mirror is the size of a thumbnail!
Brennan: Well that is what happens when you rent a car the size of your thumb.
Brennan: You think I'm special?
Booth: Of course I think you're special! Yes!
Booth: (as they walk past a suit of armor) Whoa! Look at this guy!
Jamison: Er ... yes, sir. It dates to- please don't touch that, Agent Booth.
Brennan: Late 1490's or early 1500's ... German design?
Jamison: His Grace's ancestors fought for Henry VIII in France.
Booth: (noticing the codpiece) Oh, geez, look at the size of this. That's one large cup. Probably to scare the sissy French.
Brennan: Well, actually, Henry VIII started a trend of large codpieces because he had syphilis, so his penis was extremely sensitive to anything touching it. (Booth grimaces.)
Jamison: His Grace favors the 'intimidate the enemy' version, should the topic arise.
Angela: Here we go.
Sweets: Angela, men are idiots. Seriously.
Angela: Just to be clear, are you a man or a boy for the purposes of this conversation?
Angela: Hey Hodgins?
Hodgins: Yea ... hey ... hi Angela. (Angela holds out her hand, Hodgins takes it, and they begin to walk away, leaving Cam behind.)
Cam: Fine, I'll just ... pass this along with Booth and Dr. Brennan in England. You guys go ahead and ... security cameras people ... building's filled with security ... cameras.
Angela: ... until Grayson hands over signed divorce papers, I don't really need Hodgins seeing everyone gawking at him like he's some kind of god.
Cam: But he is some kind of god. The best kind.
Angela: (after kissing Birimbau) That's the last bit of sugar you're ever gonna get from me. I want my divorce.
Brennan: Common sense says you don't, offend your partner for an hour of fun.
Ian Wexler: An hour? What, one hour? You underestimate me Dr. Brennan.
Sweets: When I was ten, the kid next door had a Turtle Party Wagon. It's an- accessory for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figures.
Sweets: It's a toy. Anyway, I loved that Party Wagon. I wanted that Party Wagon. So I climbed the tree outside his bedroom window. But the tree had a fungus, and his dad was too cheap to hire an arborist. So unbeknownst to me, some of the branches were- were dead.
Angela: (laughs) Lucky for you I, uh, I enjoy a convoluted story with my hot beverage.
Sweets: I'm in the hospital. Broken arm, concussion. And the kid with the Party Wagon comes in. I confess everything. You know what he says? "I would have given it to you."
Angela: Ah. He had a little gay crush on you.
Sweets: He did?
Sweets: Oh man that explains a lot.
Angela: But, I'm guessing that you have a different point to the story? Like, maybe I'm the Party Wagon?
Sweets: No, you're the gay neighbor boy. Your love is the Party Wagon, Grayson is the tree, I'm Hodgins.
Angela: Which brings us back to the point that all men are idiots.
Sweets: See how I worked that? It's because I'm so good.
Booth: Okay, news bulletin for ya'. Bones, there is not a, guy in this country who wouldn't want to have sex with you. Probably half the gay men ...
Brennan: Are you being nice about me, or awful about British men?
Booth: Wexler is not special, you are.
Booth: A real butler would offer to take my hat.
Butler: A real gentleman would be wearing a hat.
Booth: (getting out of the car) Geez. Gettin' out of this thing is like being born!
Booth: Wow! Nice castle!
Brennan: No, castles were originally designed for military purposes to withstand attack. This ... is more properly called a palace.
Booth: (gets out of the car he's unsuccessfully trying to drive) God! I hate London, I hate England! I'm glad we had a revolution! Aaaa!
Sweets: (looks at Angela's husband) Oh my God, poor Hodgins, wow. (laughs) Look at that guy! He's just ... look at him!
Booth: This is the weakest coffee I've ever had!
Brennan: Booth, that's tea.
Hodgins: Check it out, British slime. So much more proper than American slime.
Booth: Bones and I are the best crime solving team in America!
Brennan: Well ... we're in England.
Brennan: Just, tell him he can have a gun.
Pritchard: Well he can't!
Booth: Well, as they say in America: hasta la vista baby!
Pritchard Eh-wha-wh- Agent Booth, I will-I will do my utmost to get you a gun.
Ian: Penetrating trauma to the parietal bone.
Brennan: (to Booth and Pritchard) Someone hit her on the head with a sharp object.
Ian: You have to do that as well do you, translate for them? (Brennan nods)
Booth: (to Pritchard) You have to deal with that too?
Inspector Pritchard: Well, the way we usually work is, I drag the bodies out of the Thames and you use your extraordinary capabilities to identify them.
Booth: Bones, they're like the English version of me and you!
Ian: Inspector Pritchard meet, Dr. Brennan.
Ian: She's exactly like me.
Pritchard: Charming, tenacious, salacious, sophomoric, euphoric, noble, ignoble, fatuous, horrid, morbid, torpid, and tedious.
Ian: Flattery will get you absolutely nowhere Cate.
Ian: (about Booth) Does your cowboy want to tag along?
Brennan: Oh, please don't call him that.
Ian: He'll find it insulting?
Brennan: No, he'd love it.
Brennan: I'm keen as ketchup!
Ian: Mustard. Keen as mustard.
Brennan: (to Ian) Over the last few days I have been warned, many times, to watch out for you.
Ian: Warned? That sounds dangerous. (his phone starts ringing) Is it something along the lines of oh, "Look out for Ian Wexler, he's a young genius on the rise"?
Brennan: How can you flirt with me while ignoring your phone?
Ian: Well, I am a man of perspective. Besides, I find that if one ignores the thing long enough generally it stops ringing and then, later, at my leisure it will tell me what it wanted.
Booth: ... the boobies took me out for a beer last night.
Brennan: Bobbies, they're called bobbies.
Brennan: Agent Booth is the intuitive humanist, while I am the logical empiricist. Although recently I have seen how ... destructive pure logic can be. My own assistant, the most ... brilliant young man I've ever met ...
Booth: ... ended up a, a sidekick to a cannibalistic serial killer.
Brennan: I-I haven't invited you to join me Booth, so you could take your seat.
Booth: Well you know without a gun I'm practically naked isn't that right Bones?
International Air Dates:
United Kingdom: September 25th, 2008 on Sky1
New Zealand: October 19th, 2008 on TV3
Australia: November 10th, 2008 on Channel 7
Sweden: November 30th, 2008 on TV3
Denmark: December 2nd, 2008 on TV3
Norway: February 5th, 2009 on Tv3
Spain: February 6th, 2009 on Fox
Thailand: March 1st, 2009 on True Series
Finland: March 20th, 2009 on Sub
Portugal: April 9th, 2009 on Fox
Germany: April 16th, 2009 on RTL
Slovakia: September 2nd, 2009 on JOJ
Greece: July 12th, 2010 on Ant1
Czech Republic: August 18th, 2010 on Prima
The first establishing shot of Oxford in this episode is of the All Souls College, which has no undergraduate members.
"Raise Today" by Peasant (plays while Temperance turns down Dr. Wexler)
This episode is included as an extra on the "Bones" Season 3 DVD release.
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