Bonkers

Bonkers: Believe in Toon Rule #1: There are no rules!

Bonkers: I guess you gonna have a new partner. Lucky: Yeah. And my new partner's gonna have a new partner. Bonkers: Did I just hear an echo?

McSlime: You will stand up straight! You will show respect! You'll not be excuse for a cop! Do you read? Bonkers: Just Popular Mechanics, Brief History of Time, short fiction, that kinda thing.

Lucky: Two weeks of blessed silence! Toon Pencil: If he [Bonkers] comes back in two weeks.

Lucky: Twelve donuts! Holes included! All mine!

Lucky: He's gone? He's gone! Hahaha! Heeee's gone! I can polish my badge without Bonkers' Ballistic Bubbling Machine!

Lucky: Rule two-ten: Don't be late.

Lucky: Getting rid of that guy [Bonkers] is like scraping a gum off a shoe.

Bonkers: McSlime is as good as in your pocket, 'course you need bigger pocket. And a little more time. Lucky: You got that right. More time alone. As in by myself. As in I'm going home. Bonkers: Home sounds good. What's for din din? Lucky: Chicken pot pie. (Bonkers licks his lips) Lucky: One chicken pot pie. For me.

Lucky: Bonkers, using a civilian vehicle without permission of the owner flies in the face of Rule 8.

Lucky: Bonkers, stop! Rule 38: No destroying public property!

McSlime: If it isn't my official nemesis, Officer Pickle. Last time we met, you took a rather rocket nosedive into a vat of cat litter. Haven't you heard? Nobody busts Slippery McSlime!

Bonkers: Come on Lucky, we're going in! Lucky: Forgetting Rule 49? Senior Officers go in first. Bonkers: But we're partners. Shouldn't we go in together? Lucky: Last time we went in together, I wound up chin deep in wrinkle cream, my pants full of leg wax and the Chief on my back.

Lucky: Bonkers, Rule 42 distinctly forbids police vehicles to travel any more as of a distance over two feet above ground.