Sgt. Grating: Let me throw a formula at you. Crooks commit crimes, cops catch crooks. Is that too difficult for you?!
Bonkers: I can explain sarge, I've lost my dreams. Without them, I'm not worth a bowl of soggy... (falls asleep)
Sgt. Grating: Your dreams? What about mine?! If don't let me sleep, maybe I'd dream of FIRING you!
Bonkers: What a nightmare! No more cheeseburger pizza before bed.
Jitters: I hate my dreams.
Bonkers: Hasta la vista, girl of my dreams!
Jitters: I hate other peoples' dreams.
Darkwing Duck: And the winner of this award which should be mine is...Bonkers?!
Bonkers: Awesome Possum!
Darkwing Duck: A guy who says "Awesome Possum" wins, and I don't even get a nomination?!
Ludwig Von Drake makes an appearance in this episode.
Darkwing Duck (also voiced by Jim Cummings) makes a brief appearance in this episode.