Bonkers

Lucky: Remember, you're the best toon on the force. Bonkers: I'm the only toon on the force. Lucky: That's another technicality. Don't worry about it.

(Bonkers pushed the button inside the dinosaur's mouth and it stops and he is able to get out) Bonkers: Strange place to put a reset button if you ask me. Brodrick: Yeah, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Bonkers: I'm not looking anything in the mouth for a long time.

(Bonkers gets out of the stopped dinosaur's mouth) Bonkers: Somebody needs a mint!

Bonkers: Stop or I'll shoot! Lucky: He's not going anywhere and you don't have a gun. Bonkers: There you go again with the technicalities.

Lucky: Looks like that weasel is scrambling your eggs, little buddy. Bonkers: Nah, don't worry, Luckster. I'm just giving him overconfidence.

Bonkers: (Bonkers realizes why Roderick brought them to the museum exhibit on the giant dinosaur egg) Eggs! Weasels steal eggs! They can't help themselves! Lucky: Oh, wonder what his (Wacky Weasel) cholesterol count is?

Kanifky: What?! What are we going to do if our city's toon can't catch that bad toon?! There's only one thing to do! (pauses) And as soon as I think of it, you'll do it.

Bonkers: What took you so long? Roderick: Well we'd have been here sooner but Slim here needs to lose some ballast. (He points at Lucky's stomach)

(Lucky lassoes Bonkers and gets him out of the way of a speeding forklift in the nick of time) Bonkers: Lucky! Roderick: You sure are.

Lucky: If this clown's so uncatchable, what was he doing in prison in the first place? Brodrick: A natural mistake for the Weasel to make. He heard about the joint being full of bad eggs so he went to steal some.

Rodrick: Sorry there. Somthin' went down the wrong frequency.

Kanifky: Bonkers! Bonkers: (stands at attention) Yes, Chief. Kanifky: We hired you because you are a toon. Bonkers: Not for my good looks and sparkling personality?

Kanifky: These are the times that try men's shoes. Bonkers: I believe that's souls, sir. Kanifky: What? Soles, shoes. What's the difference?