Bonkers Season 3 Episode 13

Lucky: Remember, you're the best toon on the force.
Bonkers: I'm the only toon on the force.
Lucky: That's another technicality. Don't worry about it.

(Bonkers pushed the button inside the dinosaur's mouth and it stops and he is able to get out)
Bonkers: Strange place to put a reset button if you ask me.
Brodrick: Yeah, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Bonkers: I'm not looking anything in the mouth for a long time.

(Bonkers gets out of the stopped dinosaur's mouth)
Bonkers: Somebody needs a mint!

Bonkers: Stop or I'll shoot!
Lucky: He's not going anywhere and you don't have a gun.
Bonkers: There you go again with the technicalities.

Lucky: Looks like that weasel is scrambling your eggs, little buddy.
Bonkers: Nah, don't worry, Luckster. I'm just giving him overconfidence.

Bonkers: (Bonkers realizes why Roderick brought them to the museum exhibit on the giant dinosaur egg) Eggs! Weasels steal eggs! They can't help themselves!
Lucky: Oh, wonder what his (Wacky Weasel) cholesterol count is?

Kanifky: What?! What are we going to do if our city's toon can't catch that bad toon?! There's only one thing to do! (pauses) And as soon as I think of it, you'll do it.

Bonkers: What took you so long?
Roderick: Well we'd have been here sooner but Slim here needs to lose some ballast. (He points at Lucky's stomach)

(Lucky lassoes Bonkers and gets him out of the way of a speeding forklift in the nick of time)
Bonkers: Lucky!
Roderick: You sure are.

Lucky: If this clown's so uncatchable, what was he doing in prison in the first place?
Brodrick: A natural mistake for the Weasel to make. He heard about the joint being full of bad eggs so he went to steal some.

Rodrick: Sorry there. Somthin' went down the wrong frequency.

Kanifky: Bonkers!
Bonkers: (stands at attention) Yes, Chief.
Kanifky: We hired you because you are a toon.
Bonkers: Not for my good looks and sparkling personality?

Kanifky: These are the times that try men's shoes.
Bonkers: I believe that's souls, sir.
Kanifky: What? Soles, shoes. What's the difference?