Bonkers

(Lucky falls down the practice chimney) Jingle: Officer! Are you all right? Lucky: Ho ho ho! (the elves rush down to find Lucky still slightly stuck upside down in the chimney) Jingle: Hey, that's not bad. Bell: What got into you? Lucky: Well...(nervously chuckles)...there's nothing like coming down a dark chimney and seeing your whole likfe flash before your eyes to give you the old Christmas cheer. Bell: (puts her hand to Lucky's forehead) He's sick.

(Bell is strapping a harness on Lucky) Bell: Boy, I didn't know anybody could be bigger than Santa.

(Fall-Apart has taken Santa water skiing while a blizzard is hitting the area) Santa: Why are we doing this?! Fall-Apart: Because it's snowing! Aren't you supposed to ski in the snow? Santa: Oh.

Lucky: You want to see us, Chief? Kanifky: Yes, I have a new assignment for you two. A missing person's case. (the two elves, Jingle and Bell, pop up from behind their chairs) Jingle: It's Santa Clause! Bell: He's the missing person! Lucky: Is this for real? Jingle: Oh, I assure you it is. Bell: What do you think we look like, asparagus tips?

Bonkers: You mean little innocent Marylin has doubts about Santa? Maybe you're not roasting enough chestnuts on an open fire?

Fall-Apart: My name is Fall-Apart, Jim, and we're going to go...(brings out a pair of skis)...to the beach. Santa: But-but, it's snowing. Fall-Apart: 'Kay. We'll pass on the bathing suits then.

Fall-Apart: What's you're name? Santa: I-I don't know. Fall-Apart: Must've landed on the old squash. (points to his head) I do it all the time. Tell you what, I will call you Jim.

Lucky: (to Bonkers) Come on, Jingle Bells. Let's go to the office.

Marylin: Bonkers, do you believe in Santa? Bonkers: The Clausemeister? Pfft. Sure. Santa's great! He's a pal. We've even gone ice fishing together. Dyl: See? Marylin: But Susie at school says there's no Santa Clause! Bonkers: Bet Susie never caught rainbow trout with him either. Lucky: (asarcastic) Oh, that's convincing.