Bonkers

Miranda: Sir, Officer Piquel sent Bonkers a message. Sgt. Grating: You don't say? From the Great Beyond? Did his shoe talked to you? Bonkers: Oh, don't be silly. It was this can. Sgt. Grating: OUT! And if you want your buddy's career to blossom, stand clear of toons who talk to cans! (slams his office door) Miranda: We're going to find Lucky and if he doesn't like it, well-well-well that's just too bad!

Chief Kanifky: I was working on the eulogy I thought I run it by you. (reads paper out loud) "Officer Pickle was a big man. In more ways than one. He wasn't just tall, he was fat too." Bonkers: That's so beautiful! (burst out into tears) Chief Kanifky: Yes! That's the reaction I was looking for.

Bonkers: (about Lucky) I still can't believe he's gone. Gone to that big squat car in the sky. Chief Kanifky: Ah, Bonkers, my fine toon. I'm planning a memorial service to commemorate the cherish memory of uh, uh, well you know, that chubby guy. Pickle, was it? Miranda: Piquel, sir. Chief Kanifky: Don't tell me he's dead too.

Bonkers: There. I've disarmed the bomb. Clever of me, no? Lucky: No! It's armed and dangerous!

Fallapart: This would be the cook's day off. Jitters: You have a cook? Fallapart: No, but if I did, this would be his day off.