Bonkers Season 1 Episode 3

Bonkers: Being a toon ain't easy. Specially for a human.

Bonkers: We can't let him down, Fall Apart! We have to find the cure even if it kills you!
Fall Apart: Yes, Bonkers! I'll do it! And if it does kill me, I'll keep trying till I get it right! Pick on... What exactly was the stuff we were talking about?

Bonkers: Don't give up hope now, boss! Wait a while, then give up hope.

Dyl: Where's Bonkers?
Lucky: He took the dog for a walk.
Dyl: We don't have a dog.
Lucky (trying to change the subject): Oh, wonderful roast! Mmmm, what is this unique seasoning? I can't quite place the taste.
Dyl: Salt.
Lucky: Amazing! You should open a restaurant, hon.

Bonkers: How do you feel, boss?
(Lucky's hand turns into a four-fingered toon hand in a white glove)
Lucky: Does that answer your question?

Marilyn: Daddy, is there any particular reason you have a bowl of spinach on your head?
Lucky: I thought it was my hat. I suppose I should have my contact lenses checked.
Dyl: You don't wear contacts.
Lucky: Of course not, if I did I would have known it wasn't my hat!

Bonkers: Look! A comet!
Marilyn: Where? Where?
Bonkers: I was wrong, it was just an alien spaceship.

Dyl: Honey, why are you sitting way down there?
Lucky: The centerpiece, dear. It was making my allergies act up.
Dyl: Those flowers are plastic.
Lucky: Yeah, and very realistic. I believe they have plastic pollen, too.

Lucky: There is no reason to cry over a pot roast.

Lucky: Fall Apart, please! Please! My life is in your hands!
(sotto voce) Did those words come out of my mouth?

Professor von Drake: Here's the list of six hundred possible cures. You find the right one in three days - and everything's gonna be okey-dorey. You don't - and you gonna be...
(pats Lucky, who has turned into a small toon)
...buying new wardrobe. Until then, au revoir! Oh, that's French for auf Wiedersehen.

Lucky: That flu... it's... it's not contagious to humans, is it? Tell me it's not contagious to humans!
Bonkers: It's not contagious to humans.
Lucky: Of course not. Is it true or did you just say that 'cause I asked you to?
Bonkers: It's true.
Lucky: Which is true?
Bonkers: What was the question again?

Chief Kanifky: Quiet now, I need complete - errr, what is the word..? - concentration!