Bonkers

Miranda: You couldn't let it go, could you, Bonkers? You couldn't just let Stiff Lips keep his little secret? No, and now look where we are, in cactus land getting a heavy duty sun tan. And me without my tanning lotion.

(Miranda has rescued Bonkers from Helga after he got hit with a truth serum) Bonkers: Remember the time you lost your keys? You didn't. I swallowed them. Miranda: You what?!

Bonkers: Wow, Stiff! What a great place to hide the jewels! But... Uh... Why tell me? Stiff Lips: You're the only one who ever made me laugh.

Sgt. Grating: Yeah, Sheriff. I have the folder right here. (looks at the mug shot) He's ugly, all right. (Bonkers tries to get free from the typewriter and winds up flattened against Grating's door) But I've seen worse.

(Bonkers is typing an imaginary typewriter and Miranda stets a real one in front of him) Miranda: It might help if you used a typewriter, Bonkers. Bonkers: Yeah, but that's not funny.

The Locomotive Kid: What's a pretty parlor car like you doing with an ornery bobcat like Bonkers? Miranda: I'm kinda stuck with him. He's my partner. The Locomotive Kid: Partner? I can't believe they'd let a crazy tabby like you wear a badge.