Curiosity is piqued when Thomas, straight off the shuttle from Prague, pulls down his trousers and adjusts himself at the duty free counter. Add to this the fact that he hasn't bathed since the turn of the millennium and we have a definite candidate for security risk.
Meanwhile, the team at Brisbane mail centre picks up mysterious shapes in the cartridge of an x-rayed VCR cassette. Suspisions are confirmed when ten tablets are found taped to the inside and tested positive for MDMA. The mail centre look knowingly at each other as they recognise the parcel as coming from the UK, "...again!"
And an Italian whose passport appears to have been made from scotch tape and papier mache gets the Sydney immigration office in a flurry of panic. An hour of scrutiny reveals that, for a Roman, his Italian is rather poor. There are Australians whose English sounds like a second language, and wonder if in European airports their visas are called into question.
Thank god for our crack team of front line security keeping out all the nare do wells!moreless