Boston Legal

Season 4 Episode 1

Beauty and the Beast

Aired Monday 10:00 PM Sep 25, 2007 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • (Alan and Denny are at adjoining urinals and Denny looks over.)
      Alan: What are you doing?
      Denny: I'm checking on your flow. I've got 'Weak Stream Syndrome.' You got nice velocity there. Look at me.
      (Alan takes a look)
      Alan: That's not so bad.
      Denny: Oh, please. I've seen drip coffee percolate faster.
      Alan: Denny, you're 75. It's fine.
      (Denny grunts)
      Alan: Oh, see, that was good.
      Denny: You're not just saying so?
      Alan: (Makes a no sound.)
      Denny: You're looking a little red there.
      Alan: It's ashamed. Knows it's been bad.