(Alan and Denny are at adjoining urinals and Denny looks over.)
Alan: What are you doing?
Denny: I'm checking on your flow. I've got 'Weak Stream Syndrome.' You got nice velocity there. Look at me.
(Alan takes a look)
Alan: That's not so bad.
Denny: Oh, please. I've seen drip coffee percolate faster.
Alan: Denny, you're 75. It's fine.
Alan: Oh, see, that was good.
Denny: You're not just saying so?
Alan: (Makes a no sound.)
Denny: You're looking a little red there.
Alan: It's ashamed. Knows it's been bad.