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Judge Sanders: This would be a good place for a bowel movement. Er, I mean lunch. Lunch! Shall we say 2pm.
Alan: Shall we say 2:30 and make time for both.
Judge Sanders: Silence! Silence! I won't stand for any of your... your...
Alan: Poop?
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Alan: Objection!
Judge Sanders: Over-ruled.
Alan: I could be wrong, judge, but when a witness says, "probably," that's usually a sign that speculation is in play.
Judge Sanders: I know that! You don't have to object to every little thing that's objectionable. I know what to ignore!
Alan: I see. And not to be a nuisance, but, how would the jury know to ignore it?
Judge Sanders: Sustained.
Alan: There we go.
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Alan: If I ever killed somebody, would you help me get away with it?
Denny: I might. Who you got in mind?
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Denny: Go with the secret.
Alan: I don't think Raquel Welch is coming to our rescue.
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Alan: World War II?
Denny: I was in a bunker. She jumped me from behind.
Alan: Law of attraction. I guess.
Denny: I'm going to sue those people.
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Denny: You're never alone on my balcony.
Alan: I know that, Denny.... Sleepover tonight?
Denny: Oh, damn it!
Alan: Just asking.
Denny: And you wonder why I resist these tender moments.
Alan: Just forget it.
Denny: Oh, fine. Now I'm the bad guy!
Alan: I said "forget it," can you do that?
Denny: We could've just ended it with "You're never alone on my balcony"—but no, you always have to push it.
Alan: (laughs) Shut up.
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Brad: Passion carried the day.
Denise: Well, then, you're 2-for-2.
Brad: What do you mean?
Denise: The answer is "yes."
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Brad: (after proposing to Denise) You don't have to respond right away. I just want you to know that the offer is on the table. And that's a love contract I will sign.
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Alan: Care to join me?
Denny: Is he guilty?
Alan: 100%.
Denny: Count me in! But if Raquel Welch shows up....
Alan: You have an out.
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Paul: You're fired.
Brad: (chuckling) I'm a partner!
Paul: You're fired...partner.