Brad: You lecture me on not being able to express my feelings. Meanwhile, you keep yours bottled up like one of Denny's kidney stones. This quote is a reference to William Shatner's kidney stone in real life, which he bottled and sold for charity on eBay.
Alan: There was a day when all you had to do was say your name. Denny: That's still all I do. Alan: Denny, I find in life - and I know you must - that craft doesn't matter so much if one is a big enough star. You've spend your entire life getting away with who and what you are, because you're a star. Denny: Big star! I blow solar flares out of my ass.
Judge: Mr. Shore, you are the defendant. I don't wanna hear another poop out of you. How do you plead? Alan: Not guilty by reason of the district attorney's insanity. Judge: All right, then. We'll schedule... (pause) That's not a real plea! Alan: Not guilty, then.
Detective: We're looking for Alan Shore, please. Melissa: Alan! Men with guns... again. It wasn't me!
Denny: Oh, my God! Edwin Poole. Edwin: Denny Crane. Denny: Name on the door. Edwin: Mine too! Denny: Crane... Edwin: Poole and... Shirley: Schmidt! Denny: Man, you look great. Still mental? Edwin: Over it. You? Denny: Never. Mad cow. Denny Crane. Edwin: Edwin Poole. Denny: Crane... Edwin: Poole and... Shirley: Schmidt!
Edwin: Shirley, this is for you. Shirley: What is it? Edwin: It's a signed, certified letter from New Beginnings stating that I am 100% mentally healthy. Shirley: How lovely. You had it framed. That would make you the only certifiably sane person here.
Phil: I don't wanna sue. Edwin Poole: Stop making it about you. I need to sue. I need to make money for this firm. For that, I need a victim. Phil: But I'm not a victim. Edwin Poole: Of course you are, Paul... Phil: Phil... Edwin Poole (completely ignores him and continues): You're gigantic! Something has gone amiss here. People simply do not grow this large. For God's sake, you need to blame somebody. This is America!
Vivian: Did you see the calorie count? Were you able to perform basic math? Phil: I was addicted, Thin Mint! Shirley: All right... Vivian: Let the record reflect that he called me FOOD - a cookie, no less.
Judge Sanders: Mr. Shore! The court instructed you not to poop!
A.D.A. Kupfer: Mr. Shore, one day I hope to speak at your funeral.
Denny: Are we setting a bad example? I shoot people. Alan: I bribe them. Denny: We drink. Alan: Smoke. Denny: I'm unfaithful. Alan: Not to me. Denny: Never to you. Alan: We're not setting examples, Denny. We're just being true to who we are. Denny: Who are we? Alan: Denny Crane. Denny: Alan Shore. Alan: Leaders of men. Denny: With bull's eyes on our asses.
Judge: (to Denny, about Alan) What's going on here? Last week, he was in here defending you. Denny: Yes, judge. He gets me off, I get him off. Alan: We're flamingos. Denny: Don't ask, don't tell.
Original International Air Dates: Slovakia: October 13, 2010 on JOJ
It's revealed that Denise is 34. Julie Bowen is actually 36.
Denise compares Brad to Buzz Lightyear, a character from the animated classic, Toy Story. Lightyear is known for his bravery and courage. He believes that following rules are the way people should live their life. Though a great leader, at times he can be rather unemotional, one of his biggest character flaws. Buzz is also trained in several forms of martial arts and is a highly skilled warrior in hand to hand combat.
Denny: Don't tell me you turned Quisling. Vidkun Quisling was the leader of Norway during WWII. He gave control of Norway over to Hitler. His name has since become a synonym for traitor.
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