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Brad: I'm disappointed, actually. Despite our differences, you're beginning to grow on me.
Jeffrey: Yeah, like a wart.
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Bethany: I'm concerned about your closing. You don't pop. (to Paul)
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Bethany: Why should you get to close? You're so old!
Paul: Must you always be so unpleasant?
Bethany: I'm a very nice person. It just takes a nice person to bring it out in me.
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Foreman: In the matter of the Commonwealth versus Denny Crane on the charge of violation of Massachusetts General Law Chapter 105, Section 480, we find the defendant… Denny Crane. Oh. Flips the paper. Not guilty.
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Denny: How come the other side always has short closings?
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Bethany: So, you going to remind me again how I'm supposed to cross the wife?
Paul: Oh, shut up.
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Denny: Denny Crane never goes down. Except as a lover—I'm giving in bed. (to Alan) Is that relevant?
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Denny: They're singling me out because I'm Denny Crane. Big name, big splash. Know where I can get a good lawyer? (grins) It's never dull, Alan. Admit it.
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Denny: I'll have that jury eating out of my lap.
Alan: Hand.