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Alan: Oh my God. This book? The Stain Upon the Sea? It's all about these sea lice.
Denny: Interesting.
Alan: They call them cling-ons.
Denny: Did you say Klingons?
Alan: They really could wipe out salmon if something isn't done. They have to do something.
Denny: Uh huh.
Alan: Uh huh?
Denny: Huh.
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Shirley: I make over a million dollars a year, and I'm in a basement looking for a dead midget.
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Denny: Can I fish yet?
Guide: You still have a timeout. You just sit there.
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Alan: God likes to fish?
Denny: We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves... get in touch with ourselves.
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Denny: I came out here to enjoy nature, don't talk to me about the environment.
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Environmentalist: Excuse me. Are you Denny Crane?
Denny: Yes I am and I am not your father.
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Judge: Mrs. Piper, you choose to address the court?
Shirley: No.
Catherine Piper: Just... is it possible to request the Robert Blake jury?
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Alan: Mindful that abroad, people expect shock and awe when Yankees arrive on the scene, we shall leave you with two small but lasting words...
Denny: Denny Crane, eh.