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Denny (to Shirley): Let me fill the void that I once gave so unselfishly to.
Shirley: You'll stay away from my void!
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Denny: You know, maybe we should do a three-way. It's the one thing you and I haven't shared together.
Alan: (grimacing) Ahh. Denny, I... really don't think I can be... next to you on a bed while you're naked and sweating and that's as far as I can take the imagery.
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Katie: Leigh. Hello. My, certainly seeing a lot of you these days.
Leigh: You see. That was hostile. I think she covets you, Jerry.
(Jerry purrs)
Katie: Actually, I'm in a relationship, Leigh. I met the most wonderful, understanding and funny... iPhone. (she shows Leigh the iPhone) So sleek and sexy, isn't it?
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Leigh: Katie. Hello. Is Jerry around?
Katie: He is actually. He's under my desk licking my thigh at the moment. (pause) That was dishonest of me. I apologize. I suppose it's not good to be dishonest, is it Leigh?
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Andrea: I'm all for saving the planet, but sorry, I don't feel like getting cancer in the process.
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Andrea: (to Jack Ross) Oh, there he is. I can't wait to be cross-examined by you. Don't be gentle.
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Andrea: (to Alan) Well, it's ten thirty now. We don't have to be back until one. What do we do in the meantime? And I mean the entire... meantime?
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Carl: So... Jack Ross.
Shirley: Small world I guess.
Carl: No Shirley, it's a big world, actually. The fact that you seemed to have sex with everybody in it.
Shirley: That isn't nice.
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Andrea: Give me one week and I'll get rid of that baby fat.
Alan: I'm rather fond of my baby fat.
Andrea: Great. Then you'll love mine.