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(Denny dances around his office)
Alan: (knocks) May I cut in?
Denny: I'm practicing for my wedding. Come and join me.
Alan: Why not?
Denny: No, no, no, no. Not on the ones. It's not a mambo. It's a feeling, like a heartbeat. Ka-chung, ka-chung, ka-chung.
Alan: Shut up and dance, mister.
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Daniel: Daniel Post.
Denny: Denny Crane.
Daniel: I'm a client.
Denny: I'm a partner.
Daniel: CEO, Kreisberg-Pellum.
Denny: My name's on the door.
Daniel: I love the offices.
Denny: Thank you. I love your hair.
Daniel: I got a plane.
Denny: Indeed?
Daniel: Could use a little more color, though.
Denny: I'll make a note. My fiancee sells office furniture.
Daniel: Congratulations. I'd love to meet her.
Denny: My club, Thursdays. They serve Reubens.
Daniel: I'll take you flying. Oh, by the way, I'd like to try a case with Ms. Bauer over here.
Denny: Why not? See you Thursday.
Daniel: Thursday. (to Denise) That's what I do. I make connections. That's how we met, remember?
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Bev: And why did you screw him?
Shirley: I lost a bet.
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Shirley: But understand that everyone at this firm is considered a witness. Don't expect anyone to help you -- or speak to you.
Alan: And won't that make for a refreshing change...
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Denny: So, do you like her yet ? You promised.
Alan: I did. And I do.
Denny: I thought you would. She has many fine qualities.
Alan: She makes my friend smile, that's the only quality that matters.
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Denny: Alan, Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of. An angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.
Alan: I think it's the other way around.
Denny: Not last night.
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Denny: (to Paul) …I left Bev on simmer. She should be coming to a boil rather nicely now.
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Denise: Have you ever actually tried a case?
Daniel Post: No but I've always wanted to. Think of it as the Make-A-Wish foundation granting a dying kid his fantasies…if that kid were a rich guy in his forties.
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Alan Shore: And good for you, you've enlisted the one prosecutor who's running for D. A. next year. Tell me how big was your campaign contribution? And is there a matching fund here at the firm we can all go in on?
Shirley: It was sizeable, and speak to Kim in accounting.