Alan: Yes, we'd like to apply for a moustache … a m-marriage license.
Clerk: You two are getting married?
Alan: Is there a reason we shouldn't?
Denny: Other than maybe you and I should get together?
Alan: Denny …
Denny: We plan an open-door marriage. My card.
Clerk: You're heterosexual. Are you heterosexual?
Alan: Is that a problem? He completes me.