Alan: Got the cigar on the ear again. Denny: I need to amuse myself in ways I can't get sued.
Denny: Everything okay? Denise: Six years ago, Denny, you threw me a tiny little case to cut my teeth on. Since then, I have moved on to much bigger and more lucrative matters. Well, that tiny little case that I have neglected comes up for trial tomorrow. I just hope I'm ready. Denny: Hug?
Shirley: ...and you, what's Alan Shore up to? Sara: Evidently he wants to spawn!
Denny: I've often found that it's the chubby girls who offend most easily.
Denny: She's constantly ogling me. Shirley: Yes, putting reality aside...
Denny: I have nothing against marriage. I've done it five times.
Denny: I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table. Alan: And that works? Denny: With the hookers.
Denny: I'll take a friend over a wife every time.
Shirley: (to Denny) Did you tell Lori you liked chubby sex?
Denny: Here's a tip, my friend. Never, ever talk about anything to do with the environment. It's boring. It makes you boring. Second, it's political. You gotta figure half the people are against you. Alan: Half the people are against the environment?
Cassie: (to Garrett) I screw. I just don't date.
Alan: Why is that so important to everybody, maintaining integrity?
Denny: First off, I haven't had sex with a camel since I was in the army, and the camel never complained about it.
Catherine: Alan, I've been Schmidt-canned!
Original International Air Dates: Slovakia: September 24, 2010 on JOJ
Despite only appearing in small sketches from recycled material from the end of series 1, this is the last appearance of Lori Colson (Monica Potter), since this episode was supposed to be the series 1 finale.
An unaired episode from the first season, "Race Ipsa," appears to have been folded into "Men to Boys." In that episode, Meredith "The Sex Police" Waters is hired to help the firm deal with Lori's sexual harassment complaint. She suggests that the firm find someone to harass Denny. Chelina Hall assists Alan on a racially-charged case. Tara suspects the two are cooperating on more than just briefs. The title "Race Ipsa" refers to the phrase "res ipsa loquitur" [pronounced 'race ip'-suh low'-kwih-ter], a Latin phrase that means "The thing speaks for itself." The doctrine usually applies to negligence cases.
Episode Title: Men to Boys This episode's title could be referring to the popular band, Boyz II Men.
Alan: Ralph Waldo Emerson said, 'He reckoned a friend to be the masterpiece of nature'. Ralph Waldo Emerson was a famous American essayist and poet who lived from 1803 to 1882.
S 5 : Ep 13
Aired 12/8/08 (41:04)
S 5 : Ep 12
Aired 12/8/08
S 5 : Ep 11
Aired 12/1/08 (41:07)
S 5 : Ep 10
Aired 11/24/08 (40:59)
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