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    • Claire tells Clarice that she does not believe that Clarice has schizophrenia in reference to Clarice seeming to have different personalities in different places. However, any lawyer would know that it is Dissociative Identity Disorder (formally known as Multiple Personality Disorder) that causes multiple personalities, not schizophrenia.
    • Denny: If there were new guys, they'd shown up on the season premier. William Shatner breaks character here, when pointing out that new characters are introduced in this (the second) episode of the new season and not as usual in the season premier.

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    • Brad: (about Judge Hooper) So how can such a little bald man like that end up with such a beautiful wife?
    • Alan: Hello. Claire: I know who you are. You're a little horny toad. Horny toads give me warts. Hop away, horny toad.
    • Alan: Shirley, as lovely as the new case you sent me is and she is delightful. I just had Jerry Espenson last week, I need a break from this sort of thing. Shirley: I'll get the new girl to help, she knows employment law. Alan: You can't just assign me cases and girls. Girls, maybe.
    • Claris: (As Clarise) Anyway, I finally thought why not adopt? Go overseas, get me one of those Chinese babies. You know, like Angelina Jolie? She did it, why not me?
    • Denise: I want to know when I'm going to be made partner? Shirley: When you're good enough.
    • Claris: (As Clarise) Why you staring? I know why you're staring. You're staring at my knockers. I know when a man is staring at my knockers. This here, is part of the problem. They don't let me take maternity, they stare at my knockers. Know what I'm sayin'? Alan: No way to treat a woman.
    • (Looking at Denny's date's picture) Alan: Denny, she looks young. Does she know that you're... not?
    • Alan: Excuse me, I realize you're new to this office but we have a zero-tolerance policy here when it comes to sexual harassment. Claire: Ha! (points to Denny) Tubby over there, groped me when I came off the elevator. Alan: Did he grunt as he groped? Because I found as long as he's not grunting you're perfectly fine.
    • Denise: (to Shirley about Jeffrey) Excuse me, but did you say this man is a partner? Jeffrey: She did. I could be your partner.
    • Claire: (upon being greeted by the firm) Yeah, don't anybody try make friends with me.
    • Claire: This is abusive. Making me leave New York. I'm gonna call my parents and tell them I'm being abused.
    • Denny: I love dwarves! I was actually hoping you'd be one.
    • Claire: Who do we complain to here? The old people? (Paul and Shirley get wide-eyed)
    • Jeffrey: By the way, you are? Denise: Drop dead.
    • (Denny spots Claire for the first time) Denny: Well, well, well, well, well. If you're a client, I'll get you off; if you're not... the offer's still there. Claire: Okay, ick... and double ick.
    • Denny: Welcome, to Boston Legal. Claire: Jeffrey, the gross man is fondling me. Denny: It's the official firm greeting. (squeezes Claire's butt) Denny: Cue the music.
    • Denny: Oh please, if there were new guys they would have shown up in the season premiere.

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    • Claire: You can not expect me to make a mockery out of maternity leave law with Barry Bonds... Barry Bonds is a baseball player who looks very similar to actor Gary Anthony Williams.

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