Alan: Denny, if you were President, seriously, you wouldn't nuke Iraq and Iran. Denny: Before breakfast. Alan: Then what, North Korea? Denny: Okay. Alan: Pakistan? Denny: Why not. Alan: Afghanistan. Denny: If there's time.
Denny: Oh, we're going to be in the military. Already my penis feels bigger.
Denny: You know, I can't get over the irony, a long time ago I was with Shirley Schmidt now I'm old enough to be with her granddaughter. Marlena: Oh my God... You are, like, too ick for words.
Denny: (surprised) You're English? Lorraine: Yes, Denny, I am. I suspect you find that rather exotic. Denny: Oh, I love the English. I had a thing with the Queen once. On top of a Xerox machine. She's an animal.
Denny: Alan, I'm having second thoughts. Alan Why? Denny: Suing the National Guard might seem unpatriotic to criticize one's country at a time when we're trying to blow up somebody else's country.
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