Candice Bergen |
Shirley Schmidt |
James Spader |
Alan Shore |
Julie Bowen |
Denise Bauer |
Mark Valley |
Brad Chase |
Rene Auberjonois |
Paul Lewiston |
William Shatner |
Denny Crane |
Jayne Brook |
Rachel Lewiston |
Guest Star |
Daniel Roebuck |
Russell Blayney |
Guest Star |
Fran Bennett |
Judge Diane Avent |
Guest Star |
Currie Graham |
A.D.A. Frank Ginsberg |
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Attorney: You make a legitimate argument, Mr. Shore.
Alan: Not my favorite kind, but I'm glad to play for that team when necessary.
Shirley: What have you got?
Alan: The 26th Amendment. Karl Hauser was taking naked pictures of me, not denying me the vote.
Alan: The 26th Amendment, which not only extended the right to vote to 18 year olds, but also persuaded the states to grant them status as adults, was ratified in 1971. The photos were taken in 1966. Which, by the way, is my new favorite year.
Shirey: And now mine as well.
Shirley: Marguerite, I'm sorry, but your husband was an adult. A famous man of the world. And I was an immature kid who did not understand the document she was signing. There was no meeting of the minds here. So this contract, I'm afraid, is not binding.
Marguerite: As I recall, was not your minds that met.
Paul: I believe Rachel's using again. She's back on crystal meth.
Shirley: What proof do you have?
Paul: We were supposed to meet at 8:00... coffee shop near her apartment. She showed up 20 minutes late with Fiona in tow. Was harried, disorganized. She couldn't find her keys.
Shirley: Paul, you have just described every single working mother in America.
Alan: How many pictures are we talking about?
Shirley: I think there were 15, maybe 20...
Alan: That's not so many.
Shirlety: ...rolls of film that he used.
Alan: I am so glad I came into work today.
Alan: Denny, you must go to work. It's hump day, your favorite day.
Denny: I don't have a favorite anything anymore.
Alan: Listen, I understand the need to retreat into oneself after a failed love affair, but you haven't gone to work in three days. You've been in that bed for two. You're drinking... scotch at 9 in the morning. And most disturbingly, you're watching "The View".
Denise: I wonder what he's gonna put on the table.
Denny: No jail time.
Denise: How can you be so sure?
Denny: Years of experience... And he called half an hour ago.
Paul: Looks like Denny is being Denny.
Denise: He's creating the reality.
Paul: I doubt many people would want to live in Denny's reality.
Denny: I realized the truth about myself. I just love... power!
Shirley: He told me I was very pretty, and, I did some modeling for him.
Alan: Please tell me this is going where I think it's going
Shirley: Yeah, it is. Carl took some very tasteful black and white nudes of me.
Alan: I'm so disappointed in you Shirley. Tasteful?
Denny: Well. Are the rumors true? You have naked photos of Shirley? Awww, come on! What's the big deal? I've had naked photos of Shirley for years. (pulls out a stack of pictures to show Alan)
Alan: Denny? She's asleep in all of these.
Denny: (Denny hands him another photo) Here's one where she woke up. Have you ever seen a beautiful naked woman look that angry?
Original International Air Dates:
Slovakia: October 7, 2010 on JOJ
In this episode, it is shown on a plaque in one of the music cut-scenes, 'Thanking Dennis Crane,' most likely meaning that Dennis is his real first name. (meaning Denny is an abbrevation or nickname)
Alan: And most disturbingly, you're watching "The View".
The View is an Emmy Award-winning American talk show on ABC. It features a panel of women as co-hosts: Whoopi Goldberg moderates discussions and is joined by Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Sherri Shepherd and Barbara Walters, who also serves as the show's co-executive producer.
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