Denny: Objection! The witness isn't speaking English! Judge: We're aware of that, Mr. Crane, she's being translated. Denny: (Turns to Alan) Is that legal? Alan: (sarcastically) Shocking, isn't it?
Denny: Why won't you try this trial with me? Alan: Personal reasons. Denny:It's because you're red. That's the old red, not the new red, which is the opposite of blue. That's good. It's your red that's bad. And pink.
Denny: Still undefeated. I think my closing made all the difference. Alan: Denny, if I wrote it and delivered it, how did it become your closing? Denny: My case, I'm the lead attorney and, of course, I'm... Alan: Yes, you are. Denny: ...the United States of America.
Denny: You're looking thin. You should eat more. Donny: Some of us don't have fancy expense accounts to pay for our meals, hmm? Denny: You should get one. They're awesome.
Denny: Denny Crane for the United States of America, your honor. Donny: Donny Crane for the plaintiff Kavita Pokharel. Judge: I take it you two know each other. Donny: He's not my father! Denny: He's like a son. Judge: This will be a delight...
Denny: I, Denny Crane, am going to court to represent the United States of America. Paul: And what has our country done to deserve you? Denny: US attorney and the DOJ had to rescue themselves, so Alberto appointed me to carry the ball for team USA. The greatest lawyer in the world representing the greatest country in the world, a match made in heaven.
Original International Air Dates: Slovakia: October 13, 2010 on JOJ
Episode Title: Squid Pro Quo A play on the Latin phrase "quid pro quo", a term that refers to the equivalent exchange or substitution of goods or services.
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