Fiona: Grandpa gave me ice cream. Paul: Uh, organic. Fiona: And grilled cheese. Paul: Uh, whole grain. Fiona: And Brad played monkey with me. Rachel: Oh. I bet he's a big ape.
Melissa: I can't be the first person to forget to pay her taxes. Alan: You sent the form back with a note saying "stick it". Melissa: I was extremely close to my grandfather. Alan: I'm sure you feel you've just explained things...
Denny: Good morning, Shirley. Denise. Denise: Hi, Denny. Denny: You dreamt we had sex together. Denise: How did you know? Denny: You mean I'm right? I ask everybody that. You're the first person who ever said yes.
Denise: I dreamt I had a 3-way with Denny... and Denny. Shirley: Good Lord! I wouldn't even want to dream that you just told me that. Denise: This must be the way my subconscious is telling me I need to get back out there and start dating again.
Judge Sanders: Mr. Foreman the jury has reached a unanimous decision? Foreman: Yeah judge, guilty. Judge Sanders: Wait until I ask you... Now, what say you. Alan: The suspense is killing me.
Denny: Do you have any idea what would happen if all the little people stopped paying their taxes? Alan: The rich people would have to start paying theirs. Denny: Exactly! This is personal.
Melissa: I wanna have my day in court. Alan: At the risk of having your day in prison? Melissa: You wanna bone me up? Alan: I beg your pardon? Melissa: For my testimony, shouldn't you prep me? Alan: You seem prepped. Melissa: You ok? Alan: My head hurts.
Agent Joseph Reynolds: This woman is under arrest for evasion of Federal income taxes. (Alan stares at Melissa) Melissa: Ooopsie.
Judge Sanders: Ten A.M. tomorrow. And I would ask Counsel to check his sense of humor at the door. My courtroom is a temple of decorum. And I do not tolerate jibber-jabber.
Shirley: You slept with him! Denise: I did not! Shirley: You did to! Denise: I did not! Shirley: Denise... Denise: Maybe a little.
Original International Air Dates: Slovakia: October 7, 2010 on JOJ
Michael Reisz: Giggity, giggity. This is a reference to the Family Guy character Glen Quagmire, who views women, especially attractive women, as objects for "further endeavours."
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