Boston Legal

Jerry: I'm representing a woman who is in love with an utility box. Carl: (To Katie) Something tells me you're involved. Katie: I'm not actually. Other than to encourage Jerry. I think it's brilliant. Jerry: Brilliant! Katie: I think the law that's noblest is used to protect the weakest and most vulnerable members of our society. The client here is an objectophile, a fragile one at that. Every other law firm summarily rejected her. How wonderful that this firm endeavors to prioritize compassion and humanity over profit. It positively warms the cockles of my heart. Jerry's off to meet his developer - perhaps you'd care to join. I'm sure your own cockles could use a jolly.

Carl: What's up? Denny: Ohh, just pretending to be busy, waiting for Alan to get back so I can smoke and drink and discuss my penis.

Judge Fudd: (to Alan) My concern is, if you think revenge murder is a moral good, maybe you're not seeing straight yourself.