Witches of Mass Destruction

Season 2, Episode 6, Aired

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  • Flamingo's

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    "Perfect"
    Boston Legal once again balances drama and comedy together. On the one hand, there is the halloween case, which was amusing and silly, and on the other there is the War case, which Alan tried brilliantly.



    I enjoyed the Wiccan vs Christian case- I was completely on the Wiccan side though! I also loved the closing by Shirley with the pastor, Martin Niemoller- its one of my favourite pieces of writing.



    Alan's closing, however, was amazingly brilliant. The passion James Spader's shows through his acting is extraordinary, and I loved the conflict between him and Brad and Denny. It raised many interesting debates- and having Judge Brown as the judge was also an excellent decision.



    Denny and Alan's friendship put to the test was interesting as well, but the viewer gets to see how deep that friendship runs. I loved the party at the end when they are dressed as flamingos.



    Overall, a brilliant episode, maintaining the strong start to the Season.
  • The Halloween episode.

    10
    "Perfect"
    This episode was really all about Halloween. Denise and Shirely get stuck with a silly case, where the clients want to ban Halloween from their public schools. Two groups want to ban Halloween, the Christians and Wiccan's. But during the case some tention begins when different beliefs come through onto the case. Meanwhile Alan represent's Cassie in suing the U.S government. Obviously Alan realises that he cannot win but he wants to prove a point. Anyway th case gets dimissed. Also Denny's and Alan's friendship hits the bottom when Alan tries to sue the U.S government. Denny beieves he is a trator. Overall this was a good episode. and the Halloween party was the best althogh it was a little short.
  • Finally something to watch on TV.

    10
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    Great!!! Funny!!! Very good writting!!! I can watch it over and over again. Like always Gary Anthony Williams made me and my family laugh non stop, which is not something new... every aparece of Gary is hilarious (Undercover Brothers, Malcolm in the Middle, Blue Collar Comedy etc...) I recomend watching Boston Legal, because it is funnier than all other \"legal\" comedies. Finally something to watch on TV.

    And if Gary is coming back and I think he is because of the ending of this episode. Than I am telling you WATCH IT, because you will laugh and will have a great time.
  • It's sad, it's engaging, it's hillarious; it's Boston Legal, and television, at it's best.

    9.9
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    War, witches and flamingos, oh my!



    This is my favourite episode of Boston Legal yet, great plots, great acting, and an ending scene that's so bizarre it brings back all those Ally McBeal moments. I'm always impressed of how smoothly this show transistions between and blends serious and comic segments, and this time it was extra daring. Treating us with two cases, one dealing with the painful and controversial subject of war, and the other with a rather silly debate about Halloween pageants, this episode grabs emotions from all over the spectrum and throws them in a virtual blender, with a surprisingly, not to say shockingly, good result. It's sad, it's engaging, it's hillarious; it's Boston Legal, and television, at it's best.



    ( And just in case there's any doubts: Go see it. Now. Even if you don't feel like watching a debate on the merits of war, there's still the Cackling witch/Principal. And the flamingos, don't forget the flamingos )
  • The tease for this episode got me tuned in and I have stayed. I am now telling all of my friends to watch this terrific show.

    9.3
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    What a delightful and funny episode. I still laugh when I mentally picture those big pink birds. And Spader's speech to the judge regarding the war in Iraq...WOW....I have it posted above my PC.



    This show deals with the ridiculous arguments against Halloween and I would hope it opened some critics eyes regarding the holiday. I mean, Halloween is fun. That's it. Fun.



    And of course the war in Iraq and those young men who did not sign up for such a long tour of duty. Very touching storyline and sadly true.
  • An episode that everyone should see.

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    This is EXACTLY why I love this show. James Spader was at his absolute best. I loved his courtroom speech when he was arguing just why the families of these soldiers need to have some recourse against the death of their loved ones. As one who knows first hand that why he said is true, i.e. not adequate training, not having anything close to appropriate safetly equipment, etc., I found his arguements very telling and something that all should listen to. Thanks, ABC, for a very fine episode.
  • Very Good

    9.4
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    The Christians vs Wickens vs Halloween was very topical as was the reference to Charles and Camilla. Nice Pretty in Pink segue too. I hope Monica Potter will be returning - with the absence of Rhona Mitra the show is becoming a bit less attractive. Good to see that James' character is still developing too
  • The episode examines the effect that a soldier's death in Iraq has on his sister. We see many sides to this sensitive topic and James Spader is at his best. Perhaps the best episode of any show on TV this season.

    9.8
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    I will admit to some trepidation about the subject matter of this episode before watching it. I knew from the previews that Alan Shore would bring a suit against the government on behalf of Cassie the paralegal, whose brother, a National Guardsman, was killed in Iraq. Fortunately, David E. Kelley focused on the plight of the U.S. soldiers in Iraq and of their loved ones remaining here at home. The result was a powerful and moving story that included strong views from different perspectives. It became a personal tale, that of Private Elliott and his sister Cassie. Though the suit was destined to be unsuccessful, it proved to be therapeutic for Cassie as she begins a real relationship based on love and respect with Garrett. This was a dramatic departure from their wild sexual gymnastics in the previous episode.



    Alan Shore takes on the case, even though he knows that the federal government is immune to private lawsuits. He claims that the Army defrauded Private Elliott by telling him that he would face no harm in Iraq. Shore asserts that Pvt. Elliott was inadequately trained and poorly equipped to do his job. Moreover, Pvt. Elliott had fulfilled his obligation to the National Guard but the Army kept him in the service through a stop-loss order that extended his tour indefinitely.



    The case opened a rift between Alan and Denny Crane. Denny demands that Alan drop the case. "I'm directing you. Drop it." "No" replies Alan. Denny is shown to be hard-headed but rational. Kelley wisely chooses to play down the caricature of Denny Crane in this episode. This is an issue that Denny feels very strongly about.



    Brad Chase makes a brief appearance early on. As Garrett and Sara are discussing the lawsuit, Brad can barely contain his anger as he states that he served in Operation Desert Storm. He finds the case to be an insult to the memory of fallen U.S. soldiers. This scene has added punch because Mark Valley, the actor who plays Brad Chase, is a real-life graduate of the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. He served in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq, so he likely has a keen interest in this issue personally.



    Denny is so angry with Alan that he gets himself measured for a camouflage-patterned coat. He is going to dress as a hunter for the Halloween party. He and Alan had planned to go as matching pink flamingos, but now he doesn't even want to look at Alan. Alan notes that hunters shoot flamingos.



    James Spader gives perhaps his angriest courtroom speech ever. He exclaims that we are a nation in denial over the situation in Iraq. "We have no strategy for getting out." He conveys the rage that Cassie feels over her brother's death. The government attorney counters with the statement that Pvt. Elliott assumed the risk of death and injury when he voluntarily chose to enroll in the military. Denny Crane is watching the proceedings.



    Judge Clark Brown, who appeared on a humorous episode in Season One, says that the war is a disaster, but he adds that we ARE at war. It is the hierarchy that keeps the Army functioning and so that hierarchy must be respected and maintained. He grants the government's motion to dismiss.



    Cassie thanks Alan and Garrett. Earlier in the episode, she had ended her relationship with Garrett since they now had an attorney-client relationship. Garrett respected her wishes. Now she says goodbye. He asks her why it has to be goodbye?



    At the Halloween party, Denny shows up--as a flamingo! He is still upset, but he knows that his friendship with Alan shouldn't end because of the lawsuit. As a sometimes gruff and stubborn man, he is unwilling to express his feelings, but the fact that he chose to wear the pink flamingo costume tells it all. He says that he just decided to keep the costume on. It doesn't mean that he has forgiven Alan. Alan says he looks pretty in pink. "Doesn't mean I'm having sex with you."



    Garrett and Cassie appear in matching white formal coat and tails. They look like a love-struck pair of teenagers. In two episodes, their relationship has moved from animalistic and spontaneous sex, to an attorney-client relationship, to an emotional courtroom trial, to a relationship based on genuine attraction and respect. I liked how Kelley managed to develop the relationship through the turmoil of Pvt. Elliott's death, Cassie's mourning, Garrett's file room blunder, the lawsuit and finally the close of the trial. Nicely done.



    The intensely emotional tale of Private Elliott and Cassie was balanced by the riotous humor of the Halloween pageant case. A Christian couple and a Wiccan couple team up to sue their children's school for putting on a Halloween pageant. The Christians claim the show promotes Satanism and paganism. The Wiccans claim that the show denigrates their belief system and symbolizes the long history of discrimination inflicted upon fellow Wiccans. Needless to say, this is an uneasy truce between the Christians and the Wiccans. Denise brings in Shirley Schmidt to help on the case.



    As the two couples talk about their differences in a conference room, a scuffle breaks out. Shirley puts a headlock on the Wiccan husband. I never thought I would be laughing during a Shirley Schmidt scene, but I did. I hadn't expected to see Shirley involved in physical comedy either, but there she was.



    Despite the impassioned pleas of both sets of parents at trial, the judge rules against them. He advises them to lighten up. Though the Christian couple is skewered, we also see a send-up of the Wiccans, whose claims of discrimination and persecution are satirized with equal enthusiasm. Julie Bowen continues to grow into the role of Denise Bauer, making her a vital part of the ensemble cast. Candice Bergen displayed her comedic talents, a rare opportunity as Shirley is usually the efficient and cool-headed leader.



    Kelley took on two hot-button issues in the episode, the war in Iraq and religion, and managed to create a compelling episode without too much preaching. He chose to focus on the personal experience of one soldier's family for the first issue. For the second issue, he chose a secular holiday that lent itself to a light-hearted treatment. Very skillful maneuvering indeed!



    The episode showed that Kelley is a master at writing about sensitive topics while being entertaining at the same time. The frequent use of humor is a necessary ingredient to keep the story and speeches from becoming too strident. The traditional final scene on the balcony brings all of the drama and humor of the episode to a tidy close. Alan and Denny are still in their flamingo costumes, looking ridiculous as they smoke their cigars. Alan is melancholy and admits to Denny that the war in Iraq is a complex topic, with no easy answers. In response, Denny says "Most of the Cranes in my family are flamingos."



    It is the personal stories that made this such a great episode. The war in Iraq was distilled down to Pvt. Elliott and Cassie. The lawsuit resulted in the honest and human relationship between Garrett and Cassie. The rift over the lawsuit between Alan and Denny ended with the two of them on the balcony as usual, but with a bittersweet tone, as they realized that the problems of the world can sometimes invade their comfortable, private cocoon and threaten their friendship. The episode delivered drama, politics, romance, slapstick humor, religion and the ongoing development of the camaraderie between Alan Shore and Denny Crane. As I said in the summary, perhaps the best episode of any show on TV this season. An instant classic!
  • This episode brings to the forefront a very touchy subject in a very creative way. Oh, and by the way...I almost cried at the end.

    8.7
    "Great"
    I thought this particular episode was absolutely brilliant. While the Halloween themed case was purely entertaining, while a bit thought-provoking, it was Alan Shore’s closing arguments that really stole the show. David Kelly managed to bring to the forefront an issue that many shows would not dare to touch and that is truly commendable.



    While it seemed evident what side of the fence Kelly is on, I particularly enjoyed the rift demonstrated between Alan and Denny. It brought to life the sentiments of a number of Americans, patriotic or otherwise.



    My only complaint about this episode and the reason I cannot give it a 9 or higher is because the ending scenes with the office party seemed a bit askew. We could’ve done without the dialog between Sara and Brad. Otherwise, noteworthy performances were delivered by all.

  • As usual, I liked the characters, and, unfortunately, as usual, I found their legal arguments arguable.

    8.1
    "Great"
    As usual, I liked the characters, and, unfortunately, as usual, I found their arguments arguable.



    Allowing Halloween observance in public school over the objections of Wiccan and Christian parents because they did not agree would be like allowing daily Christian prayers because atheist and Moslem objectors could not agree.



    Likewise, Shore had some great points to bring up in his tirade against the defense establishment as to the recruiting of troops, particularly in stop-gap extensions for guardsmen and reservists.



    But then they had push it just a little too hard by claiming (1) an 18 year old was recruited into the guard in a Try-One program (Try-One is only offered to active duty personnel or prior service veterans) or (2) a troop with no specialized training would be ordered to perform explosive ordinance disposal (EOD). When such a devise is found, the rules are simple: warn and run.



    But, outside these jurisimprudent moments, the interaction between the players are golden, as always.

  • Halloween comes to Boston

    8.5
    "Great"
    At first, I thought this show was going overboard. The premise that a suit involving a slain soldier and a witch pageant suit brought by Wiccans and Christians in tandem does not immediately reel me in. However, with some excellent writing and deft handling by the actors, it turned out to be, well, a scream.

    The soldier suit turned out to be an opportunity to examine both sides of the Iraqi conflict. There was some attempt at balance. Except of course the buffoon Crane was Republican.

    The witch suit helped to expose the silly fueds people have over Halloween. The judge said it best when he called it a silly holiday. That is precisely why I like it.

    Denny and Alan were in Flamingo costomes. No, I didn't make that up.
  • Not as jarring as I'd feared and thought-provoking to boot.

    8.2
    "Great"
    I was a bit wary of this episode. Kelly is well known for going off the charts to the left on political stories and I feared that would show up here. And while there was some preaching, it did give a little with Denny so admandant on the military and Brad's opinons as well.



    Nice to see the return of that judge who's always fun to see and his ending speech was nice. Denny made great points and I liked the touch that the woman's family didn't agree with what she was doing.



    Interesting how Shirley and Denise got the sort of case Denny or Alan would normally handle. The idea of Christians and Wiccans working together was fresh and raised good points but I'm glad the judge put down how truly goofy this whole thing was. Nice to see Denise get some face time.



    So overall not as bad as I thought it'd be and nice to see Denny and Alan at odds for once. Hopefully, we won't get too many ultra-political ones that might go too over the top.
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