Steven: Last day of school before vacation. What's the word for it? Scott: Halleluia.
Lisa: Is this just about sex with you? Milton: Honestly, no. I can see you as a potential ex-wife.
Lisa: Would you please take me home? Milton: I don't believe this. Because I carry a condom in my wallet, you want me now to take you home? Lisa: I meant your home.
Milton: Kevin, you know me. I'm not an impulsive person. I pencil in trips to the bathroom on my day planner.
Lisa: Are we having lunch because you want to sleep with me? Milton: I'm having lunch with you because it's rare to find a woman these days who can recite Shakespeare. Lisa: And you want to sleep with me.
Marla: Harvey, are you all right? Harvey: Ooh, I think I'm gonna die. I feel so warm and fuzzy. What can do that to a person besides death?
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