Marilyn: I don't remember ever doing an attendance report. Marla: I just fudge 'em. All kids present. Harry: And it's you who's absent. Marla: I've got four cheeks, Harry. Bite whichever one you want.
Lauren: (On counseling freshmen on birth control) I started preaching abstinence, I'm telling you I felt the habit growing on my head as the words left my mouth.
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