Jessalyn Gilsig |
Lauren Davis |
Chi McBride |
Steven Harper |
Anthony Heald |
Scott Guber |
Nicky Katt |
Harry Senate |
Thomas McCarthy |
Kevin Riley |
Loretta Devine |
Marla Hendricks |
Debbi Morgan |
Superintendant Marsha Shinn |
Guest Star |
Susan Savage |
Sandra Mason |
Guest Star |
Jennifer Shon |
Ms. Walker |
Guest Star |
Sarah Thompson |
Dana Poole |
Recurring Role |
Lamya Jezek |
Sheryl Holt |
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Guber's name is derivative of the Latin word "gubernare," which means "to control, to govern, to restrain, to rule."
Harvey: All through history, when men look at women, they want to have sex. Now, God did this on purpose to ensure the survival of the human species. And he also gave women lumps, known as breasts, to inspire in man the penile urge to procreate. Now, this was very good for mankind, but not for womankind. Now, how could she succeed in this world, and how could she be respected for all her values, when men just want to mount her? Research eventually showed that it was those dangling bouncing breasts that cause special excitement to the man's blood flow. It was determined that the brassiere could stop this dangling, bouncing motion. The man would be less likely to objectify the woman and she would have a fighting chance at equality. You must harness your bosoms in order to squash the discrimination by the male gonads. This country can never maximize its potential until you can achieve equality. That's why I must make a rule, right here, and right now. Wear a bra for the good of the country.
Louisa: Super intendant wants to set up a meeting.
Steven: Why?
Louisa: I don't know. Could be Harry Senate shooting off a gun in class. Could be you beating up a student. Could be Marla Hendricks going crazy. Could be the Buttle cartoons. Or maybe she just wants to commend you on how smooth things run around here.
Harry: Lipschultz told them to wear their brassieres for the good of their country. Turns out they're all a bunch of communist sluts.
Marla: What does kind of message does it send to the student, you not giving me another chance?
Steven: Oh, we only send messages on the good days. Most days we just try to get through.
Lauren: What's wrong?
Harry: Oh, my nose, it just grew an inch.
Male student: Nice nips, Dana.
Dana: Bite me.
Male student: Time and place.
Marsha: The dragon lady? That's what people call me?
Steven: Only when you're in the room.
Kevin: What's wrong?
Harry: Nothing, just, uh, thinking.
Kevin: You never think. What's the matter?
Milton: You kissed Dana Poole. On the lips?
Harry: It just happened.
Milton: What do you mean, it just happened? You were walking down the street and tripped into her mouth?
Louisa: Hey, guys, what'd I miss?
Kevin: Ah, nothing, we're about to get Harvey drunk.
Harry: Yeah, it's a nightmare, he starts making sense.
Lipshultz: Wear a bra... For the good of the country.
Lauren: (On being fingerprinted) I'm not going to be treated like a criminal just because I work on a high school faculty.
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Aired 11/13/00
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